Sunday, March 6, 2011

CHINESE CLEAVAGE CLAMP BRA

Okay, I know the pics in my last post never worked. My apologies. My old computer died and I have just not found the time to look for the shoe pics. My bad but I finally put the pics up. Please feel free to take a peek when you are done with this.

So, to make it up to everyone, I have a video that works and will be easy viewing. Well, maybe not so much. First off, this is NSFW. Also the video comes with serious sound effects and a man speaking some serious Chinese, so turn your volume down.

The video is for some Chinese bra that allegedly will take a woman from an A cup to a C cup. It will also help the cells in your breast (at least that's what it looks like from the video, don't sue me, I don't speak Chinese). All I could do while watching this 5 minute commercial/infomercial/epileptic seizure in the making was think abouyt DJ Zeez's song "Bobee FC" and the girls in the video. Then I remembered that sugabelly, exschoolnerd and bumight have serious chestises (chests) (remember the 'Tapping Current' post'?) and probably should not go anywhere near this contraption. In fact, I should add rayo to the list of babes that should go nowhere near one of these things.

Anyway, without further ado, make una come see Chinese abracadabra...



The only way I would buy one of these things is if it was guaranteed to make all those action movie sound effects whenever I strangled my chest with it. lol!

Have a good week people!

Hattip to dlisted.com where I go to waste time.

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