Tuesday, December 7, 2010

LADIES, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS...

By 'this', I mean fight over some man like this. It just provides entertainment for people like me who can't sleep at night.



I need to invite these girls to the Senior Babe Network for some training. Girl #1 (I'm cuter than your new girlfriend) should not have begged him to take her back. This is not one of them. That's a pure no-no. All that talk about removing guys numbers from her phone, another error. She's gassing the guys head for nothing. And, telling him she would change everything about herself for him - #FAIL. There are many ways to get a man back. If that had been her husband she said these things to, I would understand. But, he's just an ex-boyfriend. Plenty more where he came from.

Girl #2 (ms. "Timing") should never have even acknowledged Girl #1. After all, na wetin consain am? The fight was between those two. I don't understand girls who feel it is their duty to defend their little boyfriends. Again, he's not your husband, you have to draw the line. This is not to say I do not understand the need for unmarried women to jump up and sock it to some person that disrespects their man. But, he needs to be their man and not some little boyfriend.  Plus, the situation had not reached a point where she needed to start waxing poetical about Eric's sickness and timing. And, am I the only one who noticed that the guy was very comfortable having Girl #2 do all the talking? She should have walked away when that boy sat there like a scared little punk refusing to adequately defuse the situation i.e. walk Girl #1 outside. lol!

And as for "Eric", really? You have 2 girls fighting over you at a fast food joint? You surely should have prevented your girlfriend Ms. "Timing" from being embarassed in that manner. Your failure to do that gives you 5 lashes of my hot koboko.

All, I know is I cannot wait for someone to take this video and dub over it with the voices of some real Naija babes. Now, that would be very entertaining. And when you do it (yes, you!), don't forget to give me a shoutout.

*yawn*

Off to sleep....