If I may just say, I do not like being chased by a dirty diaper wielding three year old.
Nope. I don't like it at all.
But because this child knows that I do not enjoy being in close proximity with his used diapers, he opts to terrorize me with them.
One day, I will get my mommy-revenge.
Yes. I will.
He will bring a girl home and I will send her to this post about his poop on the wall, this post about his poop in his crib.
Yes. I will.
And when he brings home the woman he wants to marry. I will bring out pictures of him, his dirty diaper and his poop in his crib.
Yes, I will.
*evil grin*
PS: y'all know who this is about. I don't even need to explain. Feel free to fill in the blanks for anybody wey no sabi. I need a vacation from diapers....
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firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst!!
LOL a vacation from diapers ehn?
dun worry its coming soon--not just vacation but final retirement--u hear?
LOL hang in there ma'am!
better still threaten him with this post and i assure u, u'ld have the best behaved adolescent male in the world!
retirement wuld come soon...mummy does not revenge oh.
lmao...if u like threaten fire and brimstone, dat one send u..infact, he just may decide to do the chasing when you have guests..lol..
how u dey?
lol, awwww pele....
lmao! you shouldnt have shown him ur fear in the first place now he has power over u .well, no worries............be patient, bide your time and gather more evidence, remember the future is near and that fiance will soon cartwalk into your house *evil laughter* ....sweet revenge lol
LWKMD, BB is my kind of boy, go, go, go! LOL...
Lol. Nice one. From one who is stull changing diapers, I totally relate.
wonderful stuff
stay beautiful and don't worry you have longer legs you will outrun him until he outgrows his diapers
LOOOOOLLLLLL I just stopped by to Lol Can't wait for the mommy revenge :)
lol...sorry o...hsve mercy plz
hehe retirement never comes oh. my mum has this thing on the kitchen wall that says, 'just when a mother thinks her work is done she becomes a grandmother'. LOL if he sees this at least he'll know we fought for mercy, mercy on him lol. but i'm all for some do me, I do you sooo yeah just stockpile a little evidence for future lol
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