Monday, November 2, 2009

I THINK HE WANTS TO BE A NUDIST

One of my children has shown an interesting characteristic. Regular readers probably know who. =)

Every afternoon during nap time, he takes off his diaper, strips out of his clothes and chooses to relax in his 'birthday suit'.

It has been so infuriating trying to stop him from doing this every single day! Sometimes, he pees on his bed. Other times he, well...you all know what he does, right?

But, you know what really drives me nuts? Its how happy the boy is when I find him. Let's just say he's holding his own nuts, with a thumb in his mouth and super happy!

My husband finds my frustration entertaining and has determined that his son enjoys being naked and maybe its not such a bad thing. lol! God help me! I live in a house with three men and its just my daughter and me repping for the double X (XX) chromosomes. One son wants to run around the yard naked, the other wants to relax holding onto his...um...junk. And, my husband? I won't even go there.

I will not drown in a sea of testosterone. And, I won't let my son be a nudist, at least not until he's old enough to make that decision for himself.

44 comments:

Tinu said...

firrrrrrrrsttt

Tinu said...

yes people Im back, felt sooo good!to shout first ok off to read

Gee said...

ok i settle for second!
arghhhh!

Gee said...

ll th emoment i saw the title, iknew it had to be one of the kids.loool!

Tinu said...

looooool its obviously bomboy *i think* i guess they act like this at his age,he'll grow out of it soon!

neefemi said...

lol.....i think kids just do that though, in time he will get over it and wont even let you see him naked - lol, i want a baby jo

Sting said...

They'll grow out of it. Vaguely recall some stuff about it from a developmental psych class i took in college.

I remember not wanting to wear clothes at all @ 3yrs. Weird that i have that memory. Look at me now, i'm fine. I think. ;)

BBB said...

let d boy be jare aha ah
lol

Myne Whitman said...

I was laughing so much reading this. Please let him air himself and his...junk. LOL

Dee! said...

LOL! That's my boy! Not to worry, he will not be a nudist! Lai lai!

isha said...

Ummm, I with you. You better curb that naked enthusiam now, because if he grows up and decides he wants to be a nudist, you won't be able to do anything about it then. I speak from experience.

As a kid, I didn't like wearing clothes, but I was sharp enough to keep them on when visitors were around. My parents didn't think much of it, cos I always had one rash or the other, so there was something to blame for my nudity.

Now, I'm sure they wish they had enforced clothes, because they can't even say - 'and she never used to be like that o'.

juiceegal said...

Awwww i'm sure its bomboy..hehehe
But i guess he'll grow out of it....although hey there's nothing wrong with being a nudist..i kid i kid..lol

Miss Natural said...

lol that's hilarious. yes bomboy haha...but let him be, he's finding his inner self. nudity is a beautiful form of self- expression lol. haha.

culturesoup said...

I am now convinced that this is something common with the little ones. I have come across too many children that like the hanging out naked thing for it to be a coincidence. It's like the clothes are restricing their freedom or something. I'm not sure what your chances are of stopping him, maybe you'll have better luck keeping it from the view of guests. I can just imagine a visitor's face as you guys try to explain what Bomboy (i think)is doing.

muyiwa said...

lol at your entertaining kids,they are men,let them enjoy their youth

bArOquE said...

i think a smack or two every now & then can put that behaviour in check...dont 'shout' your BP up

~Sirius~ said...

Awww!

Feel the love in the trunk, junk and........

lol

lucidlilith said...

My nephew did that too...but he grew out of it. No biggie. As for your husband, make him clean up some of the mess his son makes, maybe that will get him to understand your 'frustrations'. Ha ha!

bumight said...

LOL!
looks like the boy already made his decision!

Writefreak said...

Lol...free the young man jo! lol

Andrea said...

The boy is enjoying himself lol,Big man.

sweetness said...

Lol
sexy baby in the house
thats cute
well i call anything concerning babies cuuute
lol

leggy said...

lol..abeg leave the lil dude to enjoy himself.lmao

Nice Anon said...

LOL.. We are "free" when you are naked. lol

justdoyin said...

lol...this boy won't kill person oh...

ibiluv said...

let him be

afterall he does he goes nude on his bed

wetin concern you??????????

The experiences of an achiever....... said...

lol!! I think it is just temporary Mrs. Sydelle..but you must curb it before he turns out like isha! lol! doesn't Freud call this the phallic stage?

isha said...

I see you calling me out o, Ms Achiever. Lol.

Neo said...

Maybe i shd get my 2 yr old nephew to come give him a pep talk. I was giving him a bath one day and he just said, "No dont touch it, it's a penis not a toy, Mama said its private part!" I was so shocked.

Kids will be kids, in a couple yrs he will prolly deny any recollection of this.

Zena said...

lmao

What else can you do but laught at that

Bomboy won't kill me

Cidersweet said...

Mr. Bomboy in motion kuwa. When I was little I never liked wearing clothes either, and when I finally got used to them I changed clothes several times a day (my Aunty stcuk with washing them is resting now, thank God).
Thank you for checking up on me. I have stopped blogging (for the time being) but nothing at all stops me from reading your blogs- from smart grid technology to jealous bfs, lol.
Happy November!

Adaeze said...

Lol! What is it with men and their nuts? I don't think that ever ends. DON'T ASK! lol

misspumping said...

haba mummy my prayers are with you he shall not be a nudist AAAAAmmmmmeeeennnnnn

NoLimit said...

LOL!!!
I wonder what the young man will say when he stumbles on your blog as an adult!!! hee hee hee!!!

Azazel said...

Lmao..
damn i thought the only blog u had was Nigerian Curiosity..
I didn't know about this one also...
Lol haha well, u know u can still wean the kid of nudity..
Koboko was invented for a reason.

shade said...

lol...he's just being a kid....my niece does desame..... i find it funny....

HYAW said...

when my brother was a kid, he loved to hold his...whatever and suck his thumb, he has four sisters and a mum who would always drag out his hand, until he stopped. success with your son

Waffarian said...

Oh, all kids do that. Very natural, just leave him, he'll grow out of it. One of my friend's kids dry humps everything in his sight...

I always wore clothes as a kid but now, as an adult...the moment I get home, I remove all my clothes and walk about in pant. Nobody ever visits me except my neighbour perhaps, then i just throw on my morning coat. Even as I am typing this, I am lying on my bed naked. Village life would have suited me, i for just waka around with wrapper for chest...i no for wear pant self...

StandTall-The Activist said...

ah, this is serious o

temmy tayo said...

Abeg allow him joo.lol

Boys must be boys.

Mojisola said...

LWKM


still laughing


what shall we do with them?

histreasure said...

lol..
i feel like i'm reading abt my boy..at first, i was confused now i just shake my head and put the clothes back on him as many times as possible,it gets tiring tho..

Now,my girl has joined and is even trying to surpass him and when my neighbour's daughter is around,i haave group of kids who systematically take off their clothes..
i don give up!!

toks adetuyi said...

HeHeHeHaHaHa...ME,I CAN'T LAUGH O........

Anya P said...

Hehe...my luv, nudity is not a sin. free the boy abeg! haha...but this is hilarious. i think he will become embarrassed when he gets older & the little girls can see his junk ..nobody will tell him to wear clothes!