Friday, October 9, 2009

NIGERIA'S CHAT LANGUAGE DICTIONARY

Want to be an expert at chatting online or on your phone using Nigerian lingo? Well, look no further....

Enjoy this hilarious collection of the necessities for Naija chatting!
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1. LWKM - Laugh wan kill me

2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die

3. MIDG - make i dey go

4. WGYL - we go yarn later

5. IGA - I gbadun am

6. ICS - I can't shout

7. DJM - Don't jealous me

8. WBDM - Who born d maga

9. UDC - U de craze

10. NUS - Na u sabi

11. WSU - who send u

12. OSABZ - over sabi

13. ITK - I too know

14. WDH - wetin dey happen

15. NDH - nutin dey happen

16. FMJ - free me jo

17. BBP - bad bele people

18. HUD - how u dey

19. WKP - waka pass

20. BBG - baby girl

21. KKL - Kokolette

22. MML - mamalette

23 GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)

24. NTT - Na true talk

25. IKU - It koncain u?

26. NDM - no dull me

27. LGT - let's goo there

28. IFSA - I for slap am

29. IGDO - I go die o

30. YB - Yess boss

31. NLT - No long thing

32. 2GB - 2 gbaski (e.g., the song 2GB!)

33. CWJ - carry waka jorh

34. WBYO - wetin be your own

35. U2D - U 2 do

36. U2DV - U 2 dey vex

37. MKG - maka gini?

38. WSDP - who send dem papa

39. INS - i no send

40. INFS - i no fit shout

41. WWY - who wan yarn

42. NBST - no be small thing

43. NWO - na wah oooooo

44. NMA - no mind am

45. MIHW - make i hear word

46. NBL - no be lie

47. NB? - na beans?

48  WD - wetin dey

49. UNGKM - u no go kill me

50. O2S - omo


Oya, who can write a complete sentence with nothing but terms from the list above? That is the challenge!

And, don't forget to check out this new video from Omolara - "Be Like Yours" You are bound to like this smooth song.

Thanks to Dr. U

29 Easier Comments. Add Yours!:

Tigeress said...

me- first?

Tigeress said...

1st time SD. I shld get an award? hehehehe

everybody uses lwkm(d). :)

BlackVoltron said...

arrrrrrrgh shlda posted first. 2nd tho.........

WD, LWKMD. INFS

Dee! said...

Whao! NWO! 50? How did you manage to collate them? LWKM!

Abeg MIDG jo!

Gee said...

my fave is still LWKM(D)

now for the first time i am seeing and liking

WBDM
FMJ

HMMM about the sentence, ild be back to give u!

Jaycee said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....

I love these....OSABZ...U2D...U2DV...

Gee said...

WDH?
KKL WKP IGA NBL O INS, BBG=GFF NSBT!

MIDG
WGYL

WETIN DEY HAPPEN?
KOKOLETTE WAKA PASS. I GBADUN AM, NOR B LIE. I NOR FIT SHOUT O, BABYGIRL = GBONO FELI FELI NOR BE SMALL THING!

MAKE I DEY GO
WE GO YAN LATER!!


LWKMD, HOW DID I DO SS???

ShonaVixen said...

Tigeress how come???..LOL!!!

Even I use LWKMD!!

isha said...

ah ahn, where una don dey since? This has been in 'print' for a while now...

WDH?

tobenna said...

1 sentence, 50 words??
You gotta be kidding.

leggy said...

lol...cool.LWKMD.i loved that when it came out.

Myne Whitman said...

I saw this sometime ago, even blogged it somewhere else but it still kills me each time. LWKMD

02S

Omotee! said...

LWKMD is my fave. mummy how now?

jhazmyn said...

NB? MIHW, NDH so LGT...lol, had to try, naija must not be left out abi?

Na beans? Make i hear word, nothing dey happen so lets go there

CaramelD said...

hahahahahaha

My cousin was just talking about how she was lost chatting to some peeps online! I so have to share with her! Permission to borrow for my facebook?

HYAW said...

Lwkm.

complete sentence would be kind of hard. let me try

lwkm. lwkmd

Blowing Blessings Your Way said...

i dont know about that sentence ooo...but i love the song! its very very smooth

fantasy queen said...

lwkmd....dont think i'll get used to this fast enuf.

Nala said...

i have seen this before...nigerians are hilarious...btw solomonsydelle..i am a loyal reader of ur blog and i must say i love ur fam..i just started blogging and my blog url is oneandonlynala.blogspot.com a little support here and there is appreciated...thank u guys...:)

JustDoyin said...

waoh! now i know what lwkm(D) means...all these abbreviations while chatting? 1 is bound to get lost at some point...

ManCee said...

LWKMD,
Sdylle, LWKM as IGA.
You GFF. NWO, ur post NBST, UNGKM 02S.
MIDG

(My personal favorite is LWKMD)
:-)
Mancee

Ms. SpicyTee said...

Aww. very nice.. Used some of it.. But what about Lmao. I used that and LOL.. The rest too much jo.
Beside.. not everyone dey too conversant with them. Like if you use LOL, ttyl,Lmao,asl,brb wc to some pple they still ask you. What do you mean by that?

Repressed One said...

lol...when i first saw this list i thot it was hilarious but said most of it won't catch on except maybe LWKM/LWKMD and those are the only 2 i see regularly. Maybe the others are more widely used in Naija sha...

lucidlilith said...

LOL. NWTU?

ibiluv said...

ICS

townncrier said...

IGA LWKM MIDG WGYL !

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAO, I saw this before on FB and it really cracked me up. As in, some of them na by force abbreviations.

How are you Ma'am? How the family and pikins? I hail una oooo.

uNWrItten* said...

i love this list....haha i use YB all the time...
NDU!!! lol

Adaeze said...

hahahaha :-D I can't remember all that! lol