NIGERIA'S CHAT LANGUAGE DICTIONARY
Friday, October 9, 2009
Want to be an expert at chatting online or on your phone using Nigerian lingo? Well, look no further....
Enjoy this hilarious collection of the necessities for Naija chatting!
1. LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
3. MIDG - make i dey go
4. WGYL - we go yarn later
5. IGA - I gbadun am
6. ICS - I can't shout
7. DJM - Don't jealous me
8. WBDM - Who born d maga
9. UDC - U de craze
10. NUS - Na u sabi
11. WSU - who send u
12. OSABZ - over sabi
13. ITK - I too know
14. WDH - wetin dey happen
15. NDH - nutin dey happen
16. FMJ - free me jo
17. BBP - bad bele people
18. HUD - how u dey
19. WKP - waka pass
20. BBG - baby girl
21. KKL - Kokolette
22. MML - mamalette
23 GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)
24. NTT - Na true talk
25. IKU - It koncain u?
26. NDM - no dull me
27. LGT - let's goo there
28. IFSA - I for slap am
29. IGDO - I go die o
30. YB - Yess boss
31. NLT - No long thing
32. 2GB - 2 gbaski (e.g., the song 2GB!)
33. CWJ - carry waka jorh
34. WBYO - wetin be your own
35. U2D - U 2 do
36. U2DV - U 2 dey vex
37. MKG - maka gini?
38. WSDP - who send dem papa
39. INS - i no send
40. INFS - i no fit shout
41. WWY - who wan yarn
42. NBST - no be small thing
43. NWO - na wah oooooo
44. NMA - no mind am
45. MIHW - make i hear word
46. NBL - no be lie
47. NB? - na beans?
48 WD - wetin dey
49. UNGKM - u no go kill me
50. O2S - omo
Oya, who can write a complete sentence with nothing but terms from the list above? That is the challenge!
And, don't forget to check out this new video from Omolara - "Be Like Yours" You are bound to like this smooth song.
Thanks to Dr. U
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October 9, 2009 7:15 AM
me- first?
October 9, 2009 7:16 AM
1st time SD. I shld get an award? hehehehe
everybody uses lwkm(d). :)
October 9, 2009 7:21 AM
arrrrrrrgh shlda posted first. 2nd tho.........
WD, LWKMD. INFS
October 9, 2009 7:31 AM
Whao! NWO! 50? How did you manage to collate them? LWKM!
Abeg MIDG jo!
October 9, 2009 8:22 AM
my fave is still LWKM(D)
now for the first time i am seeing and liking
WBDM
FMJ
HMMM about the sentence, ild be back to give u!
October 9, 2009 8:28 AM
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....
I love these....OSABZ...U2D...U2DV...
October 9, 2009 8:38 AM
WDH?
KKL WKP IGA NBL O INS, BBG=GFF NSBT!
MIDG
WGYL
WETIN DEY HAPPEN?
KOKOLETTE WAKA PASS. I GBADUN AM, NOR B LIE. I NOR FIT SHOUT O, BABYGIRL = GBONO FELI FELI NOR BE SMALL THING!
MAKE I DEY GO
WE GO YAN LATER!!
LWKMD, HOW DID I DO SS???
October 9, 2009 9:06 AM
Tigeress how come???..LOL!!!
Even I use LWKMD!!
October 9, 2009 9:11 AM
ah ahn, where una don dey since? This has been in 'print' for a while now...
WDH?
October 9, 2009 10:33 AM
1 sentence, 50 words??
You gotta be kidding.
October 9, 2009 11:05 AM
I saw this sometime ago, even blogged it somewhere else but it still kills me each time. LWKMD
02S
October 9, 2009 12:31 PM
LWKMD is my fave. mummy how now?
October 10, 2009 5:47 AM
NB? MIHW, NDH so LGT...lol, had to try, naija must not be left out abi?
Na beans? Make i hear word, nothing dey happen so lets go there
October 10, 2009 7:24 AM
hahahahahaha
My cousin was just talking about how she was lost chatting to some peeps online! I so have to share with her! Permission to borrow for my facebook?
October 10, 2009 3:15 PM
Lwkm.
complete sentence would be kind of hard. let me try
lwkm. lwkmd
October 10, 2009 6:25 PM
i dont know about that sentence ooo...but i love the song! its very very smooth
October 11, 2009 4:36 PM
lwkmd....dont think i'll get used to this fast enuf.
October 12, 2009 1:14 AM
i have seen this before...nigerians are hilarious...btw solomonsydelle..i am a loyal reader of ur blog and i must say i love ur fam..i just started blogging and my blog url is oneandonlynala.blogspot.com a little support here and there is appreciated...thank u guys...:)
October 12, 2009 2:47 AM
waoh! now i know what lwkm(D) means...all these abbreviations while chatting? 1 is bound to get lost at some point...
October 12, 2009 5:18 PM
LWKMD,
Sdylle, LWKM as IGA.
You GFF. NWO, ur post NBST, UNGKM 02S.
MIDG
(My personal favorite is LWKMD)
:-)
Mancee
October 13, 2009 2:51 PM
Aww. very nice.. Used some of it.. But what about Lmao. I used that and LOL.. The rest too much jo.
Beside.. not everyone dey too conversant with them. Like if you use LOL, ttyl,Lmao,asl,brb wc to some pple they still ask you. What do you mean by that?
October 13, 2009 4:32 PM
lol...when i first saw this list i thot it was hilarious but said most of it won't catch on except maybe LWKM/LWKMD and those are the only 2 i see regularly. Maybe the others are more widely used in Naija sha...
October 14, 2009 2:54 PM
LOL. NWTU?
October 14, 2009 8:04 PM
ICS
October 14, 2009 9:10 PM
IGA LWKM MIDG WGYL !
October 15, 2009 8:55 PM
LMAO, I saw this before on FB and it really cracked me up. As in, some of them na by force abbreviations.
How are you Ma'am? How the family and pikins? I hail una oooo.
October 15, 2009 11:37 PM
i love this list....haha i use YB all the time...
NDU!!! lol
October 23, 2009 6:01 AM
hahahaha :-D I can't remember all that! lol