Tuesday, August 11, 2009

1 DOWN, 1 TO GO & DOODOO BONDAGE

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST DISCUSSES POOP. IT ALSO CONTAINS IMAGES OF POOP. READ, LOOK & COMMENT AT YOUR OWN RISK. =)

TK has pooped in the potty 2 days in a row!!!!! Yay!!!! Woohoo!!!! I am super excited!!!! Many of you single boys and gals might not understand why I am so happy but believe me, the joy I feel is well deserved!

For those of you that have been following, you know that potty training TK has been a challenge. Remember the pic from DooDoo Rain Dance? Just in case you have forgotten let me remind you.

What about my experience from Doodoo Retaliation? Now that I think about it, I have suffered! Yes, potty training TK has been difficult but he, and his poop, has now managed to actually make it to the potty twice. No more cleaning poop off the floor, no more finding used wipes around my side of the bed. Gosh! I feel so accomplished as a parent. So does Husband. You should have seen how we were congratulating ourselves. lol! When I was single, I never would have imagined that someday my family and I would be celebrating the potty training of a child, but after potty training TE and now TK, believe me, it has been nothing but jubilation over here!!!!

And now, that leaves Bomboy to join the land of fully potty trained boys. As you recall, he has left me in the past with this mess from Doodoo Deliveries -



Well, the boy has stepped his game up. I mean, really...This is what Bomboy left for his father and I to discover recently -

It was followed the next day by this -

Thank God I listened to my hubby when he discouraged my desire to paint the entire house earlier this year. He argued that with kids as small as ours, they were bound to do something exciting to the walls for a couple more years and if this pic is any indication, he was obviously right. Or maybe, Bomboy was protesting the lack of a more interesting wall color in his room - a clear example of bomboyism, don't you think? Husband found this 'masterpiece' before I did. I don't think I could have dealt with this. Now you understand why I am so giddy that TK can poop in the potty - one more child to potty train and Husband and I can be released from this life of diaper/doodoo bondage.

See you on Friday for TTTEC.

34 Easier Comments. Add Yours!:

Unbiased said...

all i can say is EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

kids? For me? Arhhhhhhhhhhh!! Cant we sent them to boarding school for training and only have them when they are clean and smelling of Johnson & Johnson?

I am now scared and scarred for life!! Why??

Unbiased said...

Ohh and congrats on the release from diaper change x2. I to go!!

You can do it!! Yes you can!!

Dee said...
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Dee said...

Yayyyyyy!!!!!

I’m jubilationing with you here o!
Its truly a milestone.

In fact that last picture is soooooo familiar…my own here did walls, closets, toilet bowls, bathtubs, faucets…add to that his wonderful ability to HIDE the stuff.
Ahhhh, my dear I’m dancing with you!

I guess the good thing here is that TK has prepared you for any and every thing Bomboy would bring…

Kafo said...

oh my word
pele
this is indeed a situation to be praising God about

i can only imagine
esp. the pic about the walls
wow
u are a wonderful mother

Awa Music Map said...

AUNTIE!!! U COULDVE WARNED ME!!! WE EVEN TALKED!!! Ok let me go read hehe <3

Awa Music Map said...

Congrats!!! Top 10 so congrats to me too!

leggy said...

lol..chee yah!!lol
im happy for you oh...that doesnt look good at all.

Gee said...

ewwwwww!
ewwwww!!!
ewwwwwww!!!!
lol @ unbiased, u want to send dem to bording skool abi?looool

Tinu said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
im happy for u!i totally agree with unbiased!

Blowing Blessings Your Way XOXO said...

yay! Congrats!!!

Omosi T said...

rotflmao, your potty training chronicles crack me up to no end

UnderCover07 said...

Mehn that is one helluva masterpiece!!!

Dang so I'll go thru dt one too...well dts still in another 3-4yrs...lol

Congrats!!!

Nice Anon said...

ok that was kinda hard to read with all the poop.

Afronuts said...

LOL!!

Na wa for you oh Sista Solo.

You even trademarked poop pictures?

Fluffycutething said...

I hope you made the culprit WASH the wall right after??????

Kai na wa oh... I envy your success.

Of course my young man is already REFUSING to sit on potty, i shudder to imagine when the real potty training starts!!!

**sighs**

downtheaisle said...

lol@"bomboy was protesting the lack of a more interesting wall color in his room"

***congrats

jhazmyn said...

I'm really laffing so hard right now. For real though, CONGRATULATIONS are in order, kudos to you...lol

Enkay said...

OMG, he smeared it on the wall?!!

Who won't be happy with you?! hehehe!

Congratulations on you 'freedom'! lol!

Anoda Phase said...

ewwww and LOL @ the same time...I certainly don't envy this doodoo/potty-training process, but I'm sure glad u've succeeded 2ce n only have 1 more to go...weldone mama...

CaramelD said...

It's not even that he didn't like his potty, it's the wall smearing that's killing me! High 5 for you and your hubby! I've been in the firing line and it wasn't even my kids!!! Not looking foward to that 'joy' of motherhood LOL!

flygirlbidiish said...

:-)!!! growing joys...welll done!!..soonest he'll be seriously posing
omd!

aeedeeaee said...

lmfo! Reminds me of my little bro (who's gonna kill me if he sees this!) wow! This is priceless!!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

@ unbiased: ewwwwww is right, my sista. lol! A school specifically for potty training would be excellent! Abeg, don't let my experiences scare you. Not everyone will go through this.

But just in case you do, here are the words of encouragement you gave me...

"YES YOU CAN!"

=)

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

@ unbiased: ewwwwww is right, my sista. lol! A school specifically for potty training would be excellent! Abeg, don't let my experiences scare you. Not everyone will go through this.

But just in case you do, here are the words of encouragement you gave me...

"YES YOU CAN!"

=)

Mika's Thought's... said...

I soooooo understand your excitement. My son is 3.5 and when he became fully potty trained it felt as if I won 5billion dollars! Its truly a spectacular feeling/experience. Yay! Kudos to you..:)

Staci said...

I think some of those pictures may have just stopped my biological clock. You must have the patience of an angel because wow. Especially the one with the smear on the wall. Wow.

isha said...

That's just gross. But you are not to blame, cos you warned us very well. Just tells you how much people like gist. Lol.

Congratulations!

Sugabelly said...

Oh my God!!! WHY????????????????

Kemberly said...

You know, your blog is like my guide book for when I have kids. Potty training. Doodoo painted walls! I love it!

miss.fab said...

I second Kemberly's comment!

ewww and LOL at all that poop

LusciousRon said...

EWWWWWWW! Oh my amala and gbegiri lunch is about to come up! Hahaha.

Congrats o. It isn't easy.

Naughty Eyes said...

EWWWWWWWW!

Even taking these pictures must have required some heart. I salute your "courage"! Your kids are in for some serious denial in future when you'll dish out those "I remember what you did when you were little" type stories complete with photographic evidence!

Considering the new paint-scheme... Hahahahahahhaha!!! But then again, why am I laughing sef?

Chi-Chi, The Original Wombman said...

I am here just dying with laughter. So cool to have found your blogs, really. I was just elated with my eldest so finally got the hang of pooping the toilet. He was willing to pee but poo? No way. We found "special surprises" all over and then one day, he got it. Thankfully, though, we didn't have any smeared walls!!!

It's so shameful that I feel no shame in discussing poop. I feel bad when talking to my single/childless friends about these things--watching their faces contort hoping that I will soon finish. It's no way to sing the praises of having kids but serves as *excellent* birth control for my teenaged nieces, nephews and cousins. :)