TAPPING CURRENT

For those who don't know, "Tapping Current" is/was a slang term used to refer to a guy who would hug a girl for far too long. The assumption being that those extra seconds spent hugging a girl were used by the guy to enjoy the warm contact with a girl's bossom. Or something like that.

Anyway, it seems Bomboy has figured out the art of "tapping current". He thoroughly enjoys hugging ladies and not a side hug like some squirmish kids do. He likes the full body/chest contact hug, and I believe it is so that he can enjoy ... well, you guys understand.

The other day at the swimming pool, he spent a considerable amount of time booed up with his best friend's mother! No, she's not a cougar, lol! She kept saying, "Eh, Bomboy, you are showing me a lot of love today, oh." I tried to bite my tongue but as a Senior Babe, I couldn't leave my fellow sister in the dark, even if it involved my woman-wrapper son. So, I told her, "Don't mind him oh! He's just tapping current." She laughed and once his cover was blown the guy opted to play in the pool with his siblings and his friend Baby A. lol!

I can definitely say that I am not surprised by this boy's propensity for booby-loving. He proved he was a "breast man" when he was just a tiny baby. For those of you newer Easier family members check out this post - "Bomboy is a Breast Man". He was only about 4 months at the time, you know?

What would happen if Bomboy had to meet some of the blogsville aunties?

Like Sugabelly for instance.

 

What about Bumight?

 

Or, even, hmm, who else has showed us their impressive bossoms? Oh yeah, this madam, the exschoolnerd, that needs her friend to carry the things for her...

WOAH!

A Good Mother's prayer -
 "Dear Lord God, please don't let it be that my minor son gets slapped with a sexual harassment suit that I will then have to pony up the money for. He is only 2, ain't got no job and lives at home with his mama. He's a good child Lord, he just can't concentrate around breastesses. We are trying to raise him right Lord, but we definitely need some of your extra help. In Jesus' name, we pray."

Let the congregation say -

"AMEN!!!"


By the way, was it Shona Vixen's or Temite's derrier we saw in a blog post recently? For the life of me, I can't remember whose blog it was.... Anyway, to whoever that lovely lady was, don't come near TK. If Bomboy is a breast man, then best believe that TK is a man who appreciates the ikebe (bum in pigdin/Yoruba).

These boys will not kill me.