Monday, March 30, 2009

BLOGSVILE'S FIRST BABY SHOWER....

Thank you all for being here today. We are all gathered here to celebrate bloNGville's (Nigerian blogville) first e-baby who will soon join us. Although Kolawole will be the offspring of Bumight and Doug, he will also be a child belonging to the community. After all, it is not by mistake that it is said that it takes a village to raise a child. An e-child requires even more than a village. After all, every parent needs help and it is our duty to help in the upbringing of our soon to be newest community member.
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Kolawole will require blogville's guidance and counsel to keep him on the straight and narrow. We will have to work together to keep him from seeing certain images at Aunty Afrobabe's house. He must know that when he gets older he will have permission to see the things adults see, but until then, he must bide his time. The women will have to work hard to keep him from being unduly influenced by Uncles such as TinTin, FineBoy Agbero, Baroque and even Big Uncle Naija FineBoy who might pop in from time to time.

So, to enjoy this baby shower we will do a couple things. We will eat jollof rice (specially prepared by Aunty Toluwa, Aunty Buttercup, and Aunty OluwaDee). We will drink 5 Alive juice and some (*ahem*) will drink ogogoro and Schnapps. The men have been invited and might play some ludo in the corner, or watch a Champions League match, leaving the ladies to ooh and aah over the numerous baby shower gifts that will be presented. We will also share our wishes and prayers for the young man. I know Aunty Jaycee, Aunty Aloted and Aunty Rita have special words for him on this day as they will on his delivery date April 30th. And, then, we will all share pictures of what we think Kolawole will look like. If you have your pictures, please leave a link in the comments section so that we can use the pictures to create an e-book to memorialize this great day. Now, please, enjoy the sounds of our specially invited guests, Ill Bliss, Terry G, B-Flo and Isolate Arafada. Feel free to slip your cd into the player or put your iPod in the speakers so that we can 'parry' well, well.






Enjoy yourselves oh!!! And congrats to Bumight and Doug. It must be said that we are wondering if you guys will *ahem* make things official a la white wedding...
=)

UPDATE: abeg oh! Shayo dey plenty! Make I hear word! Naughty, you can play chess if you want oh. In fact, I want to play scrabble or better yet, Taboo. That is my game! O'Dee dey plan bridal shower as that is her business, but babe, the link wey you add no work.

Continue to enjoy yourselves!

51 Easier Comments. Add Yours!:

Tinu said...

FIIIIIIIIIRSST

Funms-the rebirth said...

2nd guest....let me go drop my gift

Tinu said...

temite?have i taken over?????lemme answer that yup!

Funms-the rebirth said...

we thank God for seeing this day........ as the official godmother, i will give the vote of thanks later

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

@ Tinu: Well done oh!!!!! Furst!

@ fUNMS: babe, how now? You came in second and do you see how Shubby is now the top Commenter? Na wa oh! Okay, will wait for your thanks at the end of the 'parry'.

And now, I am off to sleep. Good night, will see you all in the morning.

Just...Toluwa said...

people...sleep! was rooting for first!

Just...Toluwa said...

gonna send in my gift soonest!

Funms-the rebirth said...

shubby doo......... i used to be first........ if i catch u ehn? SSD, ha, i thought it was a night party....sleep ke?

goodnaijagirl said...

lol "vote of thanks" Funms.

I hope there are some single Naija men who are looking for wifeys at this shower...I'm looking!

Congrats oh, Bumight and Doug!

simplegal said...

5th visitor! I'm looking forward to the baby shower games, especially the one where guess the size of the pregnant mom's belly w/ tissue paper.

Congrats Bumight and Doug, and good job organizing this shower ma'am!

LG said...

nna mehn' rice no reach me o :-)

Scarlet said...

Nawa o this parry is just too much!!
LG where were you, rice plenty o..infact i think there will even be takeaway.
Neway let me go and drop my present for the new baby.

Ms. SpicyTee said...

Na the shayo me I want and I never see sef...I saw the registry d other day @SSD...Off I go,let me go to Idumota to get my own gift too oooo..LOL

Arewa said...

congrats o!!! e ku ewu omo (cant translate). Where d shayo? Aunty Arewa needs some jack and coke to get it started. don't worry i will bring an e-gift!!!

LusciousRon said...

Henhen so the show is on? Where is the baby mama. Resting I presume. Hope my e-gift has arrived o!

O'Dee said...

The menu for this bridal shower is available on;


Sanni-st


happy feasting

Naughty Eyes said...

Ah! Another bloNGville event! Plenty plenty owambe!
LOL @ Aunty Afrobabe's house and the Uncles' influences!
@ LG, rice no reach you upon the First-First you dey always carry? E no good oh!
Anyway, my e-gift is on the way in a container on the "high sea". I'm still waiting for Doug to name me godfather oh! So my fellow e-bachelor has decided to e-settle down? Hmm...
Madam SSD, can you increase the wine list? Not all of us like 5 Alive, schnapps and paraga oh! Oh, and include chess in the games too.
Would have sent the pix of what the baby would look like but I don't know how to do the Comment link thingy. I think I'll be Phoneparazzi on the day of the baby shower instead!

Remi, United Kingdom said...

Oh my gosh... It's Monday and there are how many comments again???

Meeeen una no dey sleep? one day, one day, oh that faithful one day oh, Remi will become first again oh. Maybe I need to resurrect my stalking skills again eh?

Congratulations... :-)))

@good naija girl.. I like ur style jo... Yes, whoever is organising the shower should, organise single men or women for the single folks...

sounds like it will be fun now..

Have a great week.

Much Love

BSNC said...

i wanted to bring something, but it seems everything is ready. congrats again to bumight and doug.

aloted said...

@o'dee- bridal shower abi baby shower...Abi Doug don do e-proposal and we never hear??

anyway praying along for safe delivery,,,congrats!

and me i still dey ask when the wedding is o???

well done SSD for organising this
;-)

Buttercup said...

i hope everyone enjoyed the jollof rice???

well done Aunty Solomonsydelle and congrats to the parents once again!







this was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jayla. said...

Congrats Doug & Bumight...... but where d shayo??? am off to buy d gift

Lollie said...
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Lollie said...

Congrats to Doug and Bumight. Awwwwww. Kolawola is a nice name. Olorun a bayin wo (the lord will watch over him).

Speaking of kids, check out the latest post on my blog. I know you will definately want to use your Koboko X 10 on this kid

http://lollieday.blogspot.com/2009/03/whos-boss-and-mama-vs-mother.html

Rita said...

Please see e-picture of Kolawole
http://s659.photobucket.com/albums/uu316/Esurunma/?action=view&current=Baby.jpg

Jaycee said...

Congratulations to Bumight and Doug...LOL. Can't wait for little Kolawole to grow up and start blogging.

"They say as a man's name is, so is he. So Kolawole, may you become the e-person that your parents have named you. May you become the HARBINGER OF WEALTH o. May your generations pass on this wealth from generation to generation. Your wealth will never diminish, and they shall multiply to be as many as the stars in the sky and the sands on the seashore."

He he...

Shubby Doo said...

LOL...i can't wait to see the pics...offspring od dougsbum.hehehe

autny solly - i hope dat kolawole's party no go turn in2 shayo master's party...abeg wetin i dey talk jare...i no care cos me i go dey there...lol

@jaycee - please come and pray like that for me 2!

@buttercup - dat jollof rice berra be sweet o! hunger dey catch me already

Afrobabe said...

Hehehheheheh...He will need to be blind folded when he comes to mine...

Kémi Penélopê said...

This is serious...!!!

And from my calculation, the seed was planted last summer...now, I know what you did last summer, Bumight...LOL

Anyways, Congrats to Bumight & Doug...May Kolawole grow up to be a President (from the B* World to reality) Amin...

LMAO!!! You guys, in the B* World crack me up...

Nefertiti said...

Lol! Are u f'real? So, Bumight, does that mean u were cutting shows on FBA? Ah, Doug, if I were u, I go dey fear o! FBA get direct connection to Orunmila!

Bumight, Are u gonna make this official? As in white wedding and all? If so, let me put in my bid for 'matron of honor' I no think say I fit do maid again... lol

Congrats, guys! May Kolawole be as handsome, and bright like his parents.

Nwanyi Ocha said...

Congratulations oohhhhh .. it is indeed a joyous occasion!!! :)

Palm wine dey there?

Tinu said...

congratulations doug and bumtight!!!

Ms.O said...

I am really enjoying this party! Congrats to DougsBum! I will babysit Kolawale for you guys when you need some alone time! *Wink Wink*...lool!

Off to drink me some Ogogoro! ohh and Buttercup and co that rice was sweet men!

Tinu said...

Bumtight and Doug if you guys are ever looking for lesson tisha!!mo won bi o!!

Buttercup said...

@ Shubby Doo..i hope u've eaten my wonderfully yummy food already???

@ Ms. O..aww thank u! :D

lol!

Rising from my Ashes said...

Sorry I am joining the party late...Food tastes great..congrats to the mummy and daddy

RocNaija said...

Lol @ Neffie..
Congrats Bumight & Doug..
About time you two got on here as well..

Tigeress said...

Mehn this is the best e-baby shower i've been to. I dont drink, but this occasion has been well worth it. :)

The experiences of an achiever....... said...

ah..congrats bum and doug..even though I wasn't invited to the wedding, at least una invite me come baby shower..I shall be sending my gift soonest..ehen..abeg any cake?..na coldstone me i want..

isha said...

Lol, you guys are hilarious. I'll be there with my 'Gele Skentele'.

fantasy queen said...

ahhaaah, how come the food is finished?

lemme stay aside and gossip with afrobabe jare.

ShonaVixen said...

Gosh where's all the food???Enjoyed watching the footie with the guys too!!

ShonaVixen said...

oooh and my present where do i send it to??

TDVA said...

ah, where's the music ke?

babajidesalu said...

What a party....Naija?

Well done SSD, I shall be around to pass on words from wifey on how to cope with sleepless nights...the cyber way of course.....

taKia

cici said...

this is some funny stuff. i love ur blog, pls vist my blog im just starting

Sweetnothin' said...

OMG... I just started following your blog but this tops your entries....hilarous...

Naughty Eyes said...

HiC! I'm drunk already! Dish parry wash grate (this party was great) Hic! **staggers and falls on top of cake stand**

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

@ Naughty: lol!!!! Ogogoro is the Devil's water, you no know before? Ol' boy, you don overshack.

Oya, who is driving Naughty home?

cp-africa said...

"All signs of Bomboyism ceased and we all had a lovely evening..."

hahahhhahahahahahahah! this post literally made my day!

bArOquE said...

ok now, i am a bit confused, Bumight has apparently carried that preganancy (or did she get prggies for another?) for much longer...please check on her, she's deliriously talking about a termination