2 TRUTHS, 1 LIE & A NAUGHTY LIST

So, on Monday I participated in the 2 truths, 1 lie tag. Here are the options from which you guys had to determine which was a lie -

1. I use the 'koboko' because my hands hurt when I spank the kids
2. I was the youngest student in my law school class
3. The day I saw my husband, I approached/spoke to him first

The most popular pick was #1. Many of you decided that I was either not capable of using a koboko or, well, I'm not sure what other reasons you had. Unfortunately, those of you who decided that #1 was the answer WERE WRONG!!!!!! I have indeed used the koboko on TK. And the reason? Because spanking him with my hand hurts like hell! No, I do not spank in anger, God forbid. My mother in law and husband have chastised me for being a flimsy spanker. My mother in law even told me that unless I can spank them like I mean it once, I should just give up on disciplining them (she was nice when she said it though, lol! I love my MIL).

There are some of you, not as many, who opted for #3 as the answer. Once again, THOSE OF YOU WHO PICKED #3, FAILED!!!!! Why is it so hard to believe (especially you Temite) that I would approach my hubby first? If I tell you guys the story, you would laugh too hard. But, suffice it to say, I spoke to the man that ultimately became my hubby and "baby daddy" first (gosh, I really hate "baby daddy"). =) Tem Tem, I have a clip I will be adding to my Youtube page this weekend just for you, because you talked about 'Naija woman shakara'. I think we will talk about this next Friday.

Therefore, the following is a list of Easier Offenders

1. LG (whose "furst" declaration qualifies as picking #1 in my opinion),
2. unserious ~Sirius~ (Tem Tem's words not mine),
3. PoeticallyTinted,
4. ShonaVixen (even though you managed to pick 2 answers, na wa oh!)
   
5. Ibiluv (AKA "you dont have the heart to spank them kids", HAH!)
6. Ms. Isha (I guess I'm mean, huh?)
7. Marin
8. Shubby Doo
9. Dee! (you asked who give me :liver: eh? Make I catch you, you go see liver!)
   
10. Aloted
11. Standtall
12. Toluwa
13. Bumight
14. GoodNaijaGirl
15. Rita (but, clearly you are a good person despite this mistake because of the way you organized your answer so neatly, unlike some people!)
16. CaramelD
17. Clnmike
18. Writefreak
19. Funms
20. Temite
21. NigerianDramaQueen
22. Nefertiti
23. SHE
24. Aloofar (even though you were"so sure" lol!)
25. Jarrai (follow, follow e no good oh! See what hapens when you happen someone called Aloof and Afar?)
26. Afrobabe (lol! You are too funny - "as a true naija u can spank 10 kids with ur hand and still chop firewood...")
27. Zara (abeg, never bet your life like that again oh!)
    
28. Lolia (um, you should have stuck with MissDefinitelyMaybe, loL!)
29. Ms. O
30. Inmyhead...
31. OluwaDee
32. JideSalu
33. Simplegal
34. Dee (I CANNOT BELIEVE U GOT THIS WRONG? BABE, FOR REAL? Unless you are someone else, you SHOULS have gotten this right. Who are you? Where is the Dee I know and love?)
35. Buttercup
36. The Team (sorry to disappoint you, but I promise I only spank the hand, most of the time, lol!)
37. Princesa
38. Confessionsinscarlet
39. Spicytee (even though your answer was "all of the above". Stop cheating!)
40. Olufinke
41. Naijadude
    

Yes, all of you failed!!!! Line up in the order above to chop your koboko, because I cannot spank you with my hands, sorry.

Alas, #2 WAS CORRECT!!!! I was the 2nd youngest in my law school class by about 4 months or so, lol! Kafo was right on the money and thus, gets the EASIER AUNTY AWARD for the month of February! Kafo, your check is in the mail, lol! I wish I could have come up with a more extravagant lie but unfortunately, my mind just doesn't work that way. I leave that to the fiction writers amongst us.

Therefore, the following wonderful Easier Crew members got the assignment right - WOOHOO!

1. FFF (my babe!)
2. Kpakpando (my personal person)
3. Original Mbeke (go 'head!)
4. Kafo (even your reasoning was impressive)
5. Angelika (hey gurrrl! How you do that?)
6. MissDefinitelyMaybe (you were cocky about this, but you definitely had reason to be, my sista)
7. Avartsy (even though you gave up, you were right, girl! yay!)
   
8. Enkay (a new comer to the club and yet got it right. Kai! I'm impressed)
9. Simeone (I was shocked but impressed that you got this one, my guy)

Please clap or these good people oh! They all get the Easier Award for just being correct and trusting their instinct.

Okay, this post is way too long. So, enjoy your weekend and I will see you guys on Monday, right? TE said something seriously funny the other day. And in public. God help me, these children will not force me into hiding. And no worries, the Naughty Easier Uncle and Aunty list is still on the way. I just need to finish this post right now.

Take care!