BOMBOY ACHIEVED THE IMPOSSIBLE

I am cracking up right now, I can't even see the keyboard because of the tears falling from my eyes.

Somebody please help me understand something. How can someone pee in their own face?

Really, I need an answer because I can't get over what just happened.

Husband and I were getting the kids ready for bed. You know the deal - dump the kids in the bathtub for a bubble bath, yank them out, wrap them in towels, dry them off, apply lotion, apply diapers (TK and Bomboy), apply pyjamas, tell stories, sing a couple songs and haul them to bed.

For some reason, our routine was interrupted this evening by Bomboy's antics. He was hyper and forgot to sit still while daddy got him ready and he got swatted on the hand. The guy started crying and gave his father the evil eye. His father in turn looked at him and said, "You don't scare me."

Well, that made my son incredibly upset. He chose to pee on his father at that moment in retaliation, but unfortunately his plan backfired. The pee didn't shoot upwards and into his father's face. Instead, it shot backwards and into Bomboy's face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay, okay, I know it is mean of me to laugh at my son, especially since he is not even 2 years old. But, it serves him right! Bomboy is an absolute sweetheart and can bring a smile to anyone's face in an instant. But when he wants to be naughty, there is no stopping him. Well, his pee stopped him. I think it burned his eyes because the guy sobered up quickly.  lol!!!!!

Oh my, he is going to be sooo mad when he reads this because I just outed him for his naughtiness so publicly. lol!!!!!! When you read this baby, know that  mommy loves you but you deserved it! =)

And, Bomboy isn't the only one who achieved the previously impossible. Congratulations to Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America. The world is one step closer to the 'Dream' the late Martin Luther King spoke of, and the hope inspired will never be forgotten.

Enjoy your day everyone. I just got my hair done and I'm going to spend inauguration day looking cute in my warm cozy house with my lovely kids and my 'dodge your son's pee' husband.