Friday, December 12, 2008

DOODOO DELIVERIES (UPDATED W/ PICS)

I have spent the week AWOL, not by any deliberate choice of my own, but out of necessity. You know how something happens to throw off your 'mojo'? Throws off your balance? Well, that 'something' happened recently and I am still suffering the after-effects.

Those of you that are my friends on Facebook saw my status comment on Thursday last week which read - "Solomon is surrounded by 2 stinking boys! I'm congested but can still smell their stench!"

Although it was funny at the time, the fact that TK had pooped in his underpants, played in his poop for almost 30 minutes, and then come up to me to tell me he had pooped on himself, was the stick that broke this mama's back! And, may I let you all know that the poop had caked all over his legs and backside. Washing it off was quite an experience. =(

Why?

Because I have been potty training TK for almost 6 months and while the serious accidents are few and far between, they can be quite demoralizing. I am trying to shed my Secret Agent Agbepo status, at least until I have to get back into character when its Bomboy's turn for potty training.

And then, Bomboy followed in his big brother's footsteps with a nasty mess.
Yes, that picture is of Bomboy's doodoo filled crib! See that diaper? His own father shouted in shock at the condition of the diaper. He had never seen a diaper look like that before, but as I am Agent Agbepo, I was more than immune from the shock. lol! The last time he 'delivered doodoo' in his crib, many of you derided me for failing to provide a picture. So, because of you all, I took that picture with my breath held for many seconds! For that I deserve a nice Xmas present. Send it to Vera's house, I'll pick it up from there. lol! And make sure the gift is a nice one, especially considering the hard work I put into washing the guy off. lol!

I hope you are all well. I will be traveling with the family over the next 2 weeks and my internet access will be random. Nevertheless, I have scheduled a whole bunch of posts for you guys. And, all next week is the second installment of Talk To The Easier Crew Week. It will be 5 days of readers airing their issues in search of meaningful suggestions. The following week will feature a post about a hilarious 'situation' on December 22nd and of course, a jolly post on the 25th celebrating Christmas Day!

30 Easier Comments. Add Yours!:

LG said...

1stttt

LG said...

i wan ccccccccc pictures :)

SHE said...

I future, i shall take a peep at your spot before i open it fully. if i see any 'traumatising' pictures, i shall refuse to look at them!
You do manage to make it sound like fun!LOL

geisha.song. said...

keep ur poo pics away from mee!!!!!
lol.

hey i gave you advanccccced notification oh, where's our song? don't go without sending it in!!*sob*

ShonaVixen said...

aaawwww poor you having to be in poop all the time but where the pictures at??I was babysitting for a friend last weekend, and both brother and sister decided to poop @ the same time..there was no time for fabulosity...sigh...

ShonaVixen said...

Nway notice how m the Top Commentor on this place??Yessss...go Shona, Go Shona, doing the moonwalk,Hammer Dance, the robot, cabbage patch, electric slide all @ once!!Yay for moi...humming 'Can't touch this' as she slides away...

teecity said...

n to think that i was eating as i read d post?????ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. LOL HONEY, merry xmas to you n ur family.

Shubby Doo said...
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Shubby Doo said...

lol...i love this piece...a real 'poop scoop'...

awww...SSD pele...don't get demoralised...it will pass...soon you will be chasing the yeye girls away that come crying that your boys must marry them by force

how are u? yes i'm still on my diet but i could not help but have a cup of tea this morning...needed a serious pick me up...:-)

enjoy your holiday o...am looking 4ward to easier crew posts...but in a week my internet access ability will vary...will be in Lagos

Merry Xmas 2 u and the family in advance...

@shonavixen - lol

aloted said...

i cant see any picture o..not like i am exactly looking forward to see it...lol

compliments!

Rita said...

ROTFL...

Something that kept you still suffering the after-effects...it is not a small thing...

Didnt see the picture. Enjoy your 2 weeks and thanks for keeping us in mind. Compliments of the season.

darkelcee said...

All hail Secret Agent Agbepo.

Enjoy Your holiday dear

NoLimit said...

No be small thing o!hee hee hee!!! still laffing my head off!
Eya kpele! those kids of yours are tewww cute!!!

Just...Toluwa said...

eya..sorry.

I think thats my biggest fear in having kids. Most ppl wld say raising them is hard, i wld say cleaning their poop is harder. Thats traumatization for God knows how many kids i'll be having.

But i hail you. Super mom!

Merry xmas in advance and have a safe trip!

OluwaDee said...

U need a special xmas gift 4 you agbepo skills.

Do have a lovely xmas.

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Omg that is just traumatizing-for me at least. Now I know I am truly not ready to be a mum in the near future. He not just poopied in his panties but he played in it? Ewwwww....lol
Have a safe trip and a poopie free Christmas!!!

Funms-the rebirth said...

no pics??????? eh ya pele........ Have a wonderful Xmas

poeticallytinted said...

For once I am almost glad I've got crappy internet connection (no pun intended)

Enjoy your trip and your xmas and thanks for giving us a summary of what's to come!

Zena said...

I haven't been here in a minute,

I missed you Sydelle,

Eya kpele, I don't even know what to say again, all these posts are seriously adding to my list of why I should not have children, because the FATHER will clean dat thing, not me. Chai!!!

Wana said...

i keep thinking ur talking about some doodoo person i know.. lol. thanks for stopping by my blog. sorry its been a while. had to go for nysc...
will keep in touch.
xoxo

zara (my alter ego) said...

i didnt see the picc.. but i guess better i didnt.. lol.. eyya.. have a happy holidays and hope no more 'accidents' from the boys..looking forward to the posts.

doug said...

Haha! Reminds me of my experience potty training my little sister back when I was a kid. Mom was a single working mom so I was IT.

Suffice it to say that it was a 'shitty' experience

THIRTY + said...

Been a wee while ma cherie soeur ca va?

Na french be that oya go and interpret

Afrobabe said...

I thankfully cannot see the pictures...Thank you God...extra offering on sunday...

Have a nice holiday mama Bomboy

Standtall said...

Sorry o. Hope ur trip bring you round here

Jaycee said...

LOLLLL @ being surrounded by demoralizing STENCH!!!!

Have a safe trip momma!!! :)

*Hugs*

Dee said...

TK and Bomboy have DEFINITELY been communicating with my nephew!
He did the same thing to me this afternoon, complete with rubbing his poo between his hands!!!

Why are they fascinated by the thing sef?

One thing I know for sure, potty training boys is a horrible experience!
Why does it take them so much longer??? (Yea, we are running the same timelines here too…)

Did we do it differently in Naija? I don’t recall it taking this long with my younger bro.
What is it that we are doing wrong here?
Abi na Yankee weather?

Naughty Eyes said...

Kept coming back till I eventually saw the pix.
Crap! That kid sure is the tiger. How else do you think he's going to teach you who's the real Boss?

ChiefO said...

its not his fault. it was the food he ate that forced him to doing that form of number 2.

Satellite Brown Chick said...

doodoo pics?? Now that's what i call BLOG ENTERTAINMENT!! LOL I love this! ;-) Menoosha