"Mommy will never ever tell me to go use the potty again!!!"
"Yeah!!!!!"
"Mommy will never spank me again!"
"Yeah!!!!!"
"Mommy is very naughty!"
"Yeah!!!!!"
The only person who was smart eough to not put their mouth in the plotting was Officer Bomboy and quite frankly I am relieved because if you see what the boy has been doing to chicken bones as of recent, you for fear the pickin as well!!!!
But, back to the coup plotters, I calmly walked into the room and looked at all of them. TE was shocked to see me, TK was shocked to see me as well but that was because he was doing something naughty as usual, and no, I can't share what the boy was doing, lol! Anyway, the only person that smiled at me was Bomboy. He said "Mama!!!" and put his arms out to me so I could lift him out of his crib (aha, that's why he was so nice - he needed me to bring him out of his crib!!!). Well, TE immediately began to lecture me about not spanking them anymore and that what she says is correct and that I should stop being naughty. Of course, her sidekick and the protector of all my children, TK, was there and started spanking me.
Na wa oh!!!! See how I dey suffer? They would never try me like that if their father was home. I must step up my mommy-game and stop being so nice to these children, I swear!!!! =)
And yes, on to the Bone Crusher story. Isn't there some sort of rapper called Bone Crusher? Well, trust me he ain't got nothing on my own personal Bone Crusher!!!! Imagine, I used to beg his father to share chicken bones with him, but now, Bomboy has advanced to the point that he demands "Shiken" and can transform a chicken bone from this -
to this -
all with a total of 6 teeth!!!!! Now you see why I am glad he wasn't an active coup plotter, eh? Imagine if he chose to use those sharp 6 teeth of his on my precious skin? I dey fear!!!!
Hope all is well with you all. Feel free to offer some suggestions on how to adequately deal with my coup plotters!
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i'm a bone crusher but with 6 teeth...i'm seriously impressed
lol @ shiken...so cute
those coup plotters...na wa sha...i would never have dared to try and overthrow the folks...and to think you let them spank you...abeg o don't let TK know that he is truly The King
*sigh*
@Shubby Doo. All my favourite blogs, mind yourself oh.
@SSD. I think you need to add the calming influence of Lopes. She starts school soon so I wll send her over for a short break :)
Now I want to each chicken!
men i thot i loved chicken bone..but Bomboy don pass my level!
lol
sorry i dont have any advice o..i never born...am sure others will give loads of good advice.
Not easy to be a mother..the lord is ur strength
Thats some work coming from a young chap, Watch out 4 ur ears later in life, mite just bite it off cos they feel moms naughty. lol
With just six teeth?
I'm worried.
How did you breast feed him?
Horrified Gasp!"
Your own personal BONE CRUSHER!!!! LOLLLL..I dey fear o. Yes, its true...how did u breast feed him? Lolll...
Can't believe ur own children were forming a coup against you...(officer bomboy has sense, he won't have gotten out of that crib if he added his own mouth...lol)
Shiken! Shiken!
Lolllll...
At least i made the top ten :(
Lol @ the before and after pictures of the 'shiken' bone.
Hmmmmn...so what was TK doing that you cant share?
If a picture says a thousand words, what do two pictures say?
am scared of what Bomboy does with only 6 teeth. Mehn, God gave you a very interesting bunch o. lol. It only shows how much they love you.
How body?
This was funny. Your kids are a gem. I love reading your blog.
and as for demanding "shiken" priceless!! lol...
He did that with only 6 teeth..??? wonderful! :-))
Have an a great week.
I have an idea on how to deal with them...
Give them shiken!!!!
Allah, it will work...
are u sure the bone pieces can't hurt Bomboy?
ur kids are something else o. Step up the mommy game o
Your son is indeed a bone crusher; he transformed the bone with only 5 teeth.
You indeed need 2 step up your mummy game oh. I suggest bribing them with candy.
talk of a smart chap!
so when he has 10 teeth, what would he be doin? I'm afraid to think of that sef!
with six teeth, that one na original bone crusher. lol!
as much as i love your tales and as cute as your kids sound, i am now officially scared of becoming a mother!
they do sound precious tho, albeit frightening
Officer Bomboy's bone crushing skills are very impressive, he'd prob do a better job than me. lol @ shiken.
Sorry i cnt offer any suggestions o, i dnt them to plot a coup against me too o. lol
ef babe
They are cute. Enjoy them and coup plots.
These guys are showin prospect
6 teeth you say? meen all that Calcium don pay off. lol
lol. be wanrned oh! u need to stop being naughty..
you need to create a sit-com (abi reality-tv show) with your kids..it's gonna be a blockbuster..
u need 2 see my mouth hanging open with wot ur boy did 2 d chicken! ha! with only 6 teeth! Chineke!
u kidn abt just 6 teeth? wow. i so lov eur kids, they already kno abt standn up 4 dir ryts, yes momi will not spank us anymo...lol
He can sure deal with a chicken bone, that's something. About the coup, I've got nothing :( sawree.
@ shubby doo: first, again? na wa for you oh! My sista, my house is full of characters - coup plotters, bone crushers.... I never know what will happen next with these people, but I thank God.
Thanks for stopping by, babe!
@ Zena: what are you sighing for, babe? You missed the top spot? Sorry oh! How are you anyway?
@ Mama Lopes: a calming influence is very necessary, but some thing tells me that my musketeers would actually be a corrupting influence on your precious angel, lol! Na so Lopes go return come dey tell you your business like say she be grown madam. Abeg oh, you don't want that so we will keep these Easier children away from Lopes just for a little while longer, though I would love to see her =)
@ jayjazzy: **holding my ears and looking around furtively** I will surely protect my ears. The boy is always kissing my face, so I can imagine if he gets a hold on my ears it would be the whole Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fiasco again. And, i no get money for reconstructive surgery oh. Lai lai, that picking no go bring im jaws near my ear lobes!!!!!!
@ carlang: hahahahahaha!!!!! You just reminded me of a post i wrote some time ago called HELP and it was about TK, teeth and breastfeeding, heeheehee. E no easy, but to answer your question Bomboy stopped 'suckling' (I picked that word up from a Wolfgang Puck restaurant I went to last night, lol) before his razor sharp jaws came in. =)
How you dey?
@ Aunty jaycee: Shiken!!!! Yes, my sister, the plotters were really feeling themselves. Can you imagine? I will pay them back with embarrassing photos of their naughtiness when they get older. Them no sabi...
lol!
@ undacovasista: hahaha, what was TK doing, eh? Um, lets just say he was sprawled out and holding a part of his body that he has become very fascinated with. Oh my, he's going to skin me alive when he gets old enough to read this, hahaha. Sorry for ratting on you TK!!!!! Mommy loves you lots!
@ Naapaali: Two thousand words!!! I'm so clever... How body, my brotha? Your recent post is absolutely hilarious!
@ isha: awww, shucks! Thanks for the kind words my sister. We thank God for these little monsters. And, I am okay, I've been under the weather since Thursday but God is merciful and there's nothing like a close friend getting engaged to put some 'pep' in my step. =) How you dey?
@ Sista Remi, UK:Thanks so much for the compliment and I am happy that you enjoy the blog. I hope that it will put a smile on people's faces, you know? But, I will say about chicken, the men in this house act as if chicken is going extinct. Even TK was the same way about "shiken" around this age and he hasn't changed! Thank God he is now agreeing to eat fish and beef. Anyway, you can read about how much the pickin loves chiken in He Loves His Food. God bless, my sista!
@ Afrobabe: Yes, oh! shiken for everyone.... But then if the bones run out we will have another Doling Out Punishment With A Chickenbone situation. lol! And my sista, I no fit handle that one....
@ Iwalewa: Yes, the chicken bone bits could hurt him, but he is never unsupervised when he has a chicken bone, so its okay. Besides, if the things does him, he will think twice about fighting everybody for chicken bone the next time, shebi? lol! Yes, oh, I will be stepping up my mommy game because these kids mean business!
Thanks so much for stopping by. Hope you are fine?
@ OluwaDee:Ah, bribery and corruption, ke? Well, their father is the chIEF AT BRIBING THEM, NOT ME. I believe they should do what theya re supposed to, you know. So, sorry aunty, no candy bribes, but I will confess, after TE and TK confronted me with their list of complaints, I bribed them with large cups of apple juice sha. I no shame! lol!
@ Bumight: with 10 teeth, the bobo go crush metal......=)
@ Lighty: original bone crusher indeed, hahaha How you dey nah?
@ geishasong: lol! my sista, nothing to fear. Parenthood is like anyother challenge - you face it square on and enjoy the ride while you are on it. Only thing is that in this case, the ride never ends, loL! Thanks for swinging by!
@ ef Babe: =) so you dey fear say dem go plot against you as well eh? You are just too funny, my sista....
@ Aunty Sting: Hey girl, how you doing? I can't help but think about that nephew of yours that got into trouble with his mom and dad not too long ago? How is he doing? Hope your entire family is well, my sista. And if anyone needs any assistance, Officer Bomboy, the Bone Crusher will come to the rescue, =)
@ badderchic: you might just be right about the calcium because we go through at least 4 gallons of milk a week in this house. Considering that gas and milk cost the same over here, I am glad that the investment in milk is showing some serious promise, hahaha.
@ webround: I have indeed been warned oh, webround. See me see trouble?!!!
As per sitcom, amin! I'll be looking out for network execs seeking creative ideas on creating their new sitcom about the madness that ensues in a house with childrne like this, plotter,s bone crushers and all...
How you doing? I'm off to your site to learn something new about how to make my time online efficient. =)
@ FFF: lol! my sista, six teeth oh! And if I had not taken the bone from him to take a picture, he would have disintegrated the thing. The guy doesn't play, lol!!!! How are preparations going now? I go come your side ...
@ Rayo: I didn't think about it that way, the standing up for thier rights bit. But, you are right, sha. Husband and I definitely want our children to think outside the box and encourage them to speak up on their issues, but gosh, I didn't expect all that to come this early, oh! And btw, i cn't help but share that at this very moment Bomboy is dancing to Ikechukwu's Wind am Well. There is something about this song that makes all my kids jam, hahaha, lookat him shaking his small borrom, too funny!
@ la reine: Ah, not you too, I need some constructive suggestions on how to teach these rogues a lesson!!!! =) How you doing? And that nasty guy you just wrote about is just classic. _____ please, indeed.
Abeg give bomboy shiken jor afterall he wasnt among d plotters, as 4 TK n TE, send them over *wide grin*
cheers
lol, 6 very very sharp teeth!!!
ahn han..na so life be..see how u just skipped my name like that..be like say my comment no deserve reply ..lol (am sure u can tell i am following the comments on ur blog..lol)
I know its not easy sha with a lot of comments flowing in...
Anyhoo, enjoy the rest of your week
Wow! He did justice to that 'shiken' ohh....Little Bomboy is growing real fast.
Wow...and TE and TK...little coup plotters they are. Perhaps they need to get the "I am your mother and I will tell you what, or do to you as I please" speech. Daddy also needs to tell them that after you beat(well, cane/flog) them. So that they kow that its both of you that run the household. Mommy is not naughty because mommies cannot be naughty...LOL...That doesn't make sense, but anyway...you get the drift.
'Shiken'...lol..correct child!
SSD, how u dey? Havent been here in a while.
chey!!! teeth don become razor blade!!
Auntie SD, stop spankin my babies ooo:p
Hello.This is first time for me to visit your site.
I have three children (6year-old boy,4year-old boy,2year-old girl)
They are angel, sometimes devil, though...
I'm happy if you link to my site.It is written in Japanese(some of the words are English) but show pictures.
baratch family
dat na correct bone crusher o. Even me sef, I no think say I fit disable a bone like that. Dang!
I want Shiken. i will cwy ooo. lol.
Officer Bomboy did that??? Chineke!!
lol....u seem like a cool mom...did u actually take a pic of the bones ur kids ate? thats funny.....but as far as any coup..I think they r too young to be taken even slightly seriously but either way just get that belt ready
funny kids. just dont overstep ur mummy game o.
i have been coming here, but the comment page always gives me headache to open, especially while trying to comment on the story of that guy who discovered his brother is gay.
Will get u Niyola's detail soon
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God Bless!
what
i love these kids
for realllllllllllllllllllll
LOL
PS: did u see the paris hilton response to mcCain
Bomboy is becoming a big boy o! See how he dealt with that bone.
and plzzz leave the kids alone before they declare World War 3,lol!
haaa...they spanked u ke? abomination...LOL! ur kids are hilarious!
@ bone crusher...its not so bad, we have a mummy protector in the making!
I suggest you send those coup plotters over to me. They are so adorable. I think it would be nice to play host to them coup plot or no coup plot.
i cant jus stop laughing wen i come here.i think its d fact dat they catch u unawares dat make u unable to react.
dont worry,wen daddy comes back,they will sit up!!!
shout out to da bone crusher in the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
Officer Bomboy would give Mr Tyson a run for his money were it a biting contest if he can do that to a shiken bone wiv 6 teeth!! I salute him...and glad on ur behalf he stayed of the coup planning odawise hmmm danger..lol..
Bomboy; the correct bone crusher! hehehe
Wish i had advice to offer yu, well done!
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Do you watch desperate housewives?
This post reminds me of Lynette's kids!HAHA
Dont try anything oh
because last time they hid your koboko! LOL
Off to cast a vote for you:-)
@ aloted: Ah, abeg, no vex oh! staring at the computer gets me cross eyed. I absolutely did not intend to skip your comment. Sowwy! =)
How body?
@ LG: lol! If I send those monkeys over, you go hear wiiinnn! =)
@ Omosewa: SHARPPPPP teeth. When I brush his teeth with his little tooth brush thing, it goes over my index finger so I can really get in there and clean. The guy always takes his time, waiting until my finger is firmly in his mouth and "CHOMP", he bites down. =)
@ archiwiz: hahaha, yes, I get the drift, my sista. Don't mind them. I have simply resorted to my trusty "wife-leader", particularly with TE and TK. Bomboy just laughs when he sees the thing. lol!
@ 007: I dey oh. Thanks so much for asking. Just struggling to keep my husband and the boys from fighting over chicken bones in this house. How are you and yours doing?
@ Mz Dee: ehn, na u sabi. If I need to spank, na spanking dem go get. lol! How you dey, my sista?
@ ばらっち: ko ni tchi wa! Thanks so much for visiting my site, do zo yo ro shiku. wa ta shi no nihongo wa totemo warui desu. But, someday, I will go back to learning. =)
Anato no kodomo wa totemo kyuto desu. =) I hope to see you again!
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lol..no wahala..i guessed as much :)
body dey inside cloth o..lol
enjoy the rest of your weekend
Aunty SD..i'm sorry, i apologise, dey beg sef..forgive me! e don tey since i reach here ohhh! kai..i no get escuse sef..but i;m so sorry that i came to comment before i read sef....
awwwwh, you get some kain pikin oh! plannin coup in your own house again? with lectures and spankin included? lol....TE doesn't let me down, at all at all!
lol @ your kids! You'll have to be careful as they get older lol
Lol@bone crusher.At least he isn't going to worry about calcium deficiency:)
Coup plotting eh?Just explain to them what Babangida did to Vatsa:)
i've been tryna comment for a while now!
ur kids r somn else! im sure theres never a dull moment...
i have no suggestions, i'll just be prayin God gives u the strength to handle them in the proper way, amen!
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LOL!!!!!
Now that's what's up!!!! I give him 2 thumbs up. A brother knows how to eat!!
Your little boy does all of that? Wow, he has some strong teeth!
lol. he did that with only six teeth. wow.
With a total of 6 teeth and he cleaned the shiken and crushed the bone like that?! O gal well done jare! That shows he is well fed, and he has enough calcium in his body!
Abeg let him eat well jo! lol
i am a chronic bone crusher so i feel bomboy. one major advantage is that he wont lack calcium which means his teeth will get even stronger! lol
but men, with six teeth?! i doff my hat mehn!
don't worry... they are only trying to do their own "aluta continua".....
and don't blame bomboy... he's exercising his teeth so as to have a good dentition... you know... thats one the requirements for getting a beaurifful iyawo
Chei...r u sure the lad has just 6 teeth??? u might want to confirm if he is a vampire. friendly advise
good gaud, no offense, just looking at the picture, i thought a dog had ate it.
wow
Why do those bones look like they were suspended in the air when their pictures were taken?
Anyway, I demand that you update! It's been too long.
6 teeth? Really? You definitely want him on your side.
How have you been?
Mama Bomboy, its been 2 weeks.
The easier crew must really be keeping you busy.
Hope y'all are good?
just checking up on u,
pray all is well,
how are my favs (TK/TE/BB) *grins*
cheers!!
lmaooooooooooo...love the pic!!!
hehheheee!!
u make having kids seem like such fun!! never a dull moment!!!
ok, ok, ok.
This is becoming an unusual absence.
Where are you Solly?
EHEM AUNTY!!!! WHERE R U..THIS IS NOT FUNNY OOOO!!!
Been a while, heard the kids have the flu???
Take it easy oh...only me with flu no easy to take care of talkless of lil ones...
I remember plotting (with mouth only) a few unsuccessful coups when I was much smaller and momsi was the enemy
Sista, I hope the bug has been vanquished. I hear chicken soup is good. If there is any chicken left :)
hey Sol,
No update from you in awhile, hope you and family are doing great.
luv
this is very unusual SSD, whatsup? Afro mentioned the flu... uh oh ..pele gan. pls give warm hugs to the trio from me okay? it is well...
SMARAGD
Wow, that's some serious bone crushing! He has my baby girl beat on that. LOL
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