Yes, those dark lumps are exactly what you think they are. lol! Apparently my son took off his diaper during his naptime and decided to do some kind of 'doodoo rain dance' around his room.
I mean really? Really? He had a diaper when he went to bed for nap time and when Husband discovered him, the boy had removed his diaper, pooped all over his bedroom, put poop in a couple toys (that had to be thrown away) and even smeared some of the stuff on his bed! My mom laughed and gave him a new nickname - $#!& master! no lie! lol!
This is what all of you aspiring parents have to look forward to! lol! Okay, well maybe not. But, I will say that TK is serious about not pooping in his diaper because the day after the above happened, he pooped again but in his pants. Mind you, he had taken off his pants, removed his diaper, put his pants back on and then, pooped. There is a serious method to my son's poop-madness. =) His poop managed to collect at his left ankle. ALL OF IT. I calmly instructed him to go to his granny for a nice clean up and warm bath. Can you believe the woman was happy to clean him up? That is absolutely the difference between a parent and a grandparent, lol!
By the way, my mom got to read your well wishes that you sent her on her birthday and she is praying for all of you. However, she finds it weird that she can't pray for you guys using your real names, hahaha. Aunty Afrobabe, she wanted to see your blog, but I used 'style' to not show it to her. I might find your pics funny, but I know for a fact that one look at one of your pics and she will be claiming the blood of Jesus on all of us bloggers. lol! Oh, and, my people have you read Naijaleta's post on Nigerian bloggers? He writes about what he imagines bloggers like Nigeriandramaqueen, Bumight and Afrobabe are like. If you haven't been to this guys site, swing by an drop him a line. We have to encourage new bloggers, right?
My ...Easier... fam, it is 1:30 am, I am under orders to call my egbon (big brother) at 6 am London time which means I must stay up for another 30 minutes. The things we do for family... And talking about the things we do, this Friday there is actually a Talk To The Easier Crew question. A friend has a dilemma and there are a couple options on what she can do. I suggested we ask you guys and she is curious to know what my "internet padis"[1] think, so stop by on Friday for the newest Talk To The Easier Crew installment.
God bless and make sure you don't do the 'doodoo rain dance' on a carpeted floor, oh!
[1] internet friends
63 Easier Comments. Add Yours!:
Im first!!!!!!!!!!!!
chei this is exactly why I know I am not ready to be a mum yet!!! You dey try oh!!!
Why am I up when I have to be up in 6 hours? I dont even have a good excus like you do!
lol!!!! My sista, enjoy yourself and make sure you re-up with coffee or Red Bull.
Glad you claimed the 'furrst' spot. Your accomplishment has been duly noted in the left sidebar. How body, my sista? Oya, go get some shut eye. I have been drinking sangria all night, and the stuff has me wired for some reason. I will suffer some serious consequences in a few hours. lol!
2 ndddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd....never been this close...we'r getting there...
Kai....that poop packing and cleaning story has just put me off having kids for another year.....naaaaa, mumcy can clean it...afterall she is the one pushing for marriage and a grand kid...
Show ur mum my blog, she just might surprise you with stories of during her days.....things were as big as the current pic I have on...lmao...
If my mum ever said anything like that I would faint...
*sigh* my husband. my very own genghis khan
“He had taken off his pants, removed his diaper, put his pants back on and then, pooped”…LOL. LOL….That boy is going to be a scientist or engineer…his planning skills are on point….but still…ewww, I was eating my breakfast…It made me laugh my head off though…the joys of having children…lol lol
buahahahaha, now who'll say TK dosent have skills buhahahaha
n thank GOD for grand mothers too,they make it easier for us abi??
have a lovely wk
Number 1 mummy na SHIT be dat? which kind wahale be dis early this morning i just dey enter blogville and na shit you dey use take welcome me, as a matter of fact who SHAT! that kind SHIT?
three Gbosa for grandma. GBOSA! GBOSA! GBOSA.what would we do without our mothers?
number one mummy you have to be prepared to pack plenty shit for your grandchildren.lol
how are you doing?
my niece and nephew was with us some few months back....we play together..i read with them...we do every other thing together...but once they do the "doodoo rain dance " i send them off to their grandma...abeg may dem no kill me with poo smell...
thank God for Grandmas once again!
Looooollllll....I think I've seen enough poop drama to equip me for when my own kids come...
maybe he loves his diapers so much that he doesnt want to spoil it by pooping in them! Lol!
he did the doo doo rain dance on a white carpet?!!!! who cleaned that?
naughty, naughty TK!
i'm currently handling an 18mth old (my cousin) who also has an aversion for diapers, so i know exactly how u feel!lol
how are the rest of the clan?
tell ur mum we are glad she is praying for us, i have thesame issue when praying for bloggers, i hope God knows who i mean when i mention their blog names! lmao!
First of all, thanks for the link to my post. Much appreciated.
You know the part that really got me laughing, using style to prevent your mum from seeing Afrobabe's blog. That babe is something else. Just make sure your mum does not even see her new post or else it's prayer of deliverance she'll be praying for all of us.
How are your kids?
am not nauseous...am not nauseous....am not nauseous....am going to take dis as my prep lessons for wen its my turn(lol)......u really do have ur hands pleasantly full dont u???:-)
The 'Doodoo King' certainly means business! lol!
LOL@ ur mum pleading the blood of Jesus. My own mum would prob think i need deliverance. lol
That bloody silly thing that is supposed to tell me whn you do a new post so does not work... plus how the hell did i get down to no 16 in the iffenders list? hissss
ef babe
lol!!!!S*&*# master!!!...pink-satin
I'm upset. What were you all doing up so early? Now I'm going to go read knowing I only made top 20...
LMAO...i guess my moms gonna be living with me wen i do have kids...cos poop aint my thing..lol!
Or Aunty Sydelle, will come teach me how to potty train my kids...lol!
Thanks for spoiling my appetite oooooooooo
Yes, mama must not see Afrobabe's blog o
I am off to Naijaleta's blog.
Ahhh... I don't think I could take this...The boy's bum will be so red that he'll ask for permission to poop whenever he even thinks about it...LOL... The "evil" I have planned for my children.
Solo! u r trying oh, 4 real, bringing up kids aint easy.
Lol! ur mum should not see afro's blog @all, she will so send holy ghost fire on us all.
Bless ur mum.
Hope u r good, n ur hubby?
Thank you, thank you, thank you & thank you for your comment on The Obama's Speech about Nigeria ;)
I hope Obama will never have to use that speech WHEN he becomes the president.
How are you?
lol@s***master..lol..thank you for passing by my blog and showing some luv...means a lot for a newbie to blogsville..thanx and lets hope no more doodoo rain dances or is that wishful thinking just yet
my sister so I have come to the conclusion that TK is taking u for a ride :-) He has combined naija skills with dominica one and just used it to scatter u with wayo of the highest order!! hehe j/k
meanwhile pls tell auntie to tell my mumsie that shey she's hearing, no be only to carry baby, as now man pikin no fit hear word na so so "God's child born pikin make I carry"
OH MY GOD. lol!!! That is really doo doo on the carpet! Bless your heart! ooooh weeee.
eeeewww!!!
Kai!!!!
Gbadddeemmmiiittt!!! Mehn I no know wetin I fi yarn again...chai
I don laugh forget ma sense comot...
ummh.They say one step at a time.well at least he's learning not to dirty his pants-i mean diapers.Men ur mum is trying cuz baby's poop is so conc,geez.
and she shud not see afro's blog oh.if my mum ever saw it,she wud say the system has been corrupted.lol
and to the blog techies,how do i change my blog url while maintaining all my posts?blocked it cuz i want to change the url,is that possible?
@ everyone: I just spent 15 minutes responding and Blogger screwed up and lost my comments. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO upset!!!!!!! i am sorry but will have to walk away and calm down.
@ Shalewa: send me an email message by visiting kontactr.com/solomonsydelle and i will respond with exact instructions on how to change your domain name.
Sorry everyone else, I will leave exact responses to your wonderful comments. God bless. =) Oh an when leaving a comment, don't do what I did - don't forget to copy your comment before you hit publish cos Blogger is on crack. Yes, i said it, crack!!!!!
Ewu x7
Greet grandma for me, happy belated.
ha! am one of those soonest-aspiring mother o. na dis i go dey see? ha! & yet my mother born 7 of us! how she manage?
pls, help me wish ur mom belated birthday. i must have missed d post dat spoke abt it somehow. she came visiting?
how far na?
lmao @ afrobabe comment. i tell u, if ma mama talk dat kain thing, i go begin dey look am one kain eye
dez a good reason our mother make us believe they married our fathers as virgins. a damn good reason! u don't want 2 imagine ur mom doing what u r doing with those bobos dem. kai! God forbid! my mama no sabi wetin sex be! she conceived me immaculately
lmao wait...lol
ok wat are we going to do now? I still think u shld drop him by my place, seriously...he will learn in 2 days tops...haba....kai! this one no easy at all
lol,I can just imagine your mum, Tell her Thank-you and we love her
hhehehehhe
yay I was firstttttttt
I will wait on having kids..., all this shitty shitty business is not up my ally anymore.
I worked at a childcare center for 4 years with Toddlers... I have had my share of green, yellow, slimy, red, hard poops....! Enuf is enuf.
ok, let me advertise... i am a slightly new blogger...visit my blog and encourage a sister. Haha. Solomonsydelle... I will send you a check.Wink!
Heheehehe@shit master, ur mom is funny. I feel bad i missed her bday, wish her a belated happy bday for me pls. I guess TK is ready to poop like adults, he is a grown man u know.
Who is washing the carpet? LOL, eww.
I have missed your blog babes!
Motherhood no easy o...and i HATE to pack shit!!!lol!
TK has to learn fast or...i might abduct him to afghanistan,lol!
lol @ FFF..immaculately conceived kuh....ur mama sabi the wheel barrow move pass you!!!
pple pls.......una no do worse pass like dis wen una small? if na lie make una ask una mamas them.
lmao.. TK,its only a phase he'd grow out of soon.Thank God ur mom was around. wat wuld u ve done if she hadn't? n pray dat officer Bomboy doesnt follow his elder brothers footsteps oh..if not?????
i trust TE to be too lady like to do such soo be grateful.
a belated Happy Birthday to ur mom.
made d same mistake u did n trust blogger to 4ck up.
Sista, this potty training no dey easy o. I'm so feeling u at the minute. I can't wait for this phase to be over... seems I'm in for a long wait... Tom-tom just won't sit on the potty and keeps doing it in her nappy, her bed or on the carpet!!! Ref also to my comments on your previous post.
Wetin person fit do now?
lmbo! omg... dat is hilarious and nastyyy! How old is King?? My goodness, have fun cleaning that carpet oo.
ps- I didn't know this blog existed oo. always thot it was curiosity and the other one. Kai how do u find the time??? teach me!
when TK grows up, he won't forgive you. You should keep this to show his children. Lol.
Well done o, God is your strength my dear. How you dey?
@ Afrobabe:lol! So you wan make my mama see that kain thing, eh? lailai!
@ Catwalq: Genghis Khan ko, Shaka Zulu ni. lol! You see what that boy is doing to me? How you dey?
@ Jarrai: you are praising his planning skills eh? Ah, when your own show you this kain pepper, please remember how you were hailing TK for "planning skills" oh! =)
@ LG: So, you are hailing TK as well? I see how you people are. Una no even sorry me sef. lol! Yes, oh, thanks be to God for their grananana (what they call her), somethings are just meant for them to do. lol!
@ Sasuke: My brotha, yes oh, na igbe be that oh! lol!You are complaining that that is what you saw first thing in the morning. Me nko? How about me that had to be around the thing? Kai! How are you anyway? Will swing by to check on you.
@ Duchess: so you pass them off to their granny as well? lol! I don't blame you my sista. I did it frequently. I don tire! =)
@ Naijababe:lol! yes, and imagine, there where more pics but I chose to only share that one, lol! Thanks for stopping by!
@Bumight:okay, every time i read your comment, I crack up!!! Abeg, I rather he love my carpet and wooden floors more. Kai! And can you imagine, Bomboy is beginning to 'emulate' the guy as well? God please hellep (help) me. =)
@ Smaragd: Okay, the truth is my husband cleaned it. Abeg, make you thank am for me. lol @ your cousin, don't let him/her poop on you oh! The family is fine, thanks for asking. lol @ God knows all things so he can see through all our online names. =)
@ Naijaleta: no problem, my brotha. Just trying to help a new blogger out. Big shout out to Calabar Gal because she put a spotlight on my blog during the early days. Just make sure you do the same for someone else, you know. lol! I don't want to give my mom high blood pressure, so Afrobabe's page and my mom's eye shall never meet if I have anything to do with it. Sorry, Aunty Afrobabe! lol!
@ Onome: say it some more and maybe i would believe you then. lol! Hope I didn't upset your stomach with pics of the TK's doodoo smeared/decorated room. lol! And yes, my hands are full but not pleasantly, if you get my drift. hahaha.
@ eFJay: lol! I like that - "Doodoo King". too funny!!!!! I'm sorry about the feed acting up. I made some adjustments when another reader complained. I thought that solved things. Do you receive RSS feed from Feedburner, Bloglines or some other service? Let me know so I can look at my feed on that service and ensure that it is up to date. Thanks so much!
@ Pink-Satin: yes oh. lol! Have I told you that I am excited about blogville Idol? yippee!!!
@ Nogo: you this babe, you are too funny. Hey, how about I bring the kids to your place today? Let's go to the mall and window shop. Actually, that is a dangerous proposition because the Diva (TE) might sucker me into buying her something. you know how she is. lol! I'll give you a call in a few minutes...
Yes! yes and yes please! Lol :D
@ Nogo: cool..
@ blogger: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE COMMENTS I WORKED ON SO DILIGENTLY!!!!! I CAN'T STAND YOU!!!!
Okay, rant is temporarily over....
MummyTK, i ve updated o,
oya come n yarn, *hints*
howz d family esp TK bobo, lolll
Lollll @ the picture of the POO POO!!! Eueeeeuwwww!
I'm @ all loss for words. Just know that you have "visionly" assaulted me! My eyes have seen things my eyes shouldn't have seen, and for this, I will always hold you accountable.
lmao!!!! that is hilarious.i have to say..ur son is one determined boy sha..lol
you've been tagged...though it doesn't get quirkier than the doodoo rain dance. by the way, I, like Naijaleta, also thought you were a guy too, initially.
http://pyoowata.blogspot.com/2008/06/some-quirky-things.html
LMAO!!! Don't u just love ur mum.
lol @ u trying to prevent ur mum from seeing Afrobabe's blog. Her reaction will be hilarious.
I'm assuming he's trying to convert the carpet into arable land by providing fertilizer:)
Two words...duct tape. Used of course when he is not "sitting" on the potty. Works wonders.
chaiii! bobboy dey try oh! to remove diaper wear pant to ahem inside...ah ah..you get genius inthe making now! ;)....lol!
is TE takin any stand in this whole thing??
Eya,pele.By the way i was reading true love and came across a page titled potty training for beginners and I just thot of you.So here they are
1.Take ur child with you when choosing a potty
2.Let ur child get use to potty by sitting them on it even when they don't need to use it
3.Encourage ur child to tell you when they need to go to the toilet
4.Give ur child plenty of praise when they use the potty
5.Do not tell ur child off if they fail to use the potty or if they have an accident
6.If ur child is not ready,stop for a couple of months and start again
7.Use training pants during the day(encouraging ur child to go on the potty himself) and nappies at night
8.Let ur child help you empty the potty into the toilet.This might help with the transition of potty training to toilet training
9.Encourage hygiene by reminding children to wipe properly,and to wash their hands after every visit to the potty
More at www.allkids.co.uk and www.babycentre.co.uk
And just a qoute
'Always be nice to your children,because they are the ones who will choose your old-age home"
I could not send the mail.Why not send the instructions to shally1584@gmail.com
I am eating Jellof rice right now & I saw the pic but nurin do me sha! lol.
You are scaring me o..im not so sure how I am going to cope with all this doo doo business!
I can just imagine your mums reaction if she saw Afrobabes blog..lol
Na wa for all this doodoo business o! Chei i cleaned my nephew up like twice a few days ago, wasn't tne best part of baby sitting him...lol...i shall cope!
As for afrobabe's blog, do not ever let your mum see it! I repeat do not! It might ellicit another reaction from her apart from shouting the blood of Jesus...please save the dear woman's heart...lol!
you're almost there mom! I watched this potty trainig tip on Dr Phil and it really worked for my neice...It's a peeing doll, one that your son needs to emulate.
But it looks like he's almost gotten it...that's if the picture is 'nothing' to go by, lol.
I can't wait to be a mother.
please o mummy must ot se afrobabe's blog o, do u wana add old people's training to ur kiddies mess afta the poor woman suffers a stroke frm seeing those blogs?
and ur kids, they are "konky"(there was this puppet in macmillian or some english textbook called konky and tinka, konky was the naughty one, a boy while tinka was the more responisible lil big sis if u knw wht i mean, so since then any naughty child we see, we call him konky
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