Sunday, April 13, 2008

SATURDAY MORNING

Soft sun rays filtered in through the plantation shutters and Larry's eyes fluttered open. He was awake. He looked straight up at the ceiling and was forced to look at the swathes of see-through fabric that covered the posts of the king size canopy bed his wife called her "Princess bed".

He sighed and turned his head to look at his sleeping wife. She lay there beside him, eyes closed, lips slightly apart. The sun's rays lit up her face and she glowed in the early morning light. He kissed her gently on her forehead. Her eyes remained closed but her lips broadened in a bright smile.

"Hey, baby." she said, in a soft, husky voice that made him melt.
"Good morning, sunshine." he said and kissed her fully on her lips.
"Mmmm," she exclaimed. "What a way to wake up on a Saturday morning. You must do this more often."
"What?" he chuckled.
"You know. Wake me up with kisses and stuff. Best way to rise and shine, in my opinion."

He laughed heartily. His wife had a way of bringing out laughter from him that no other person could.

"Shhh." she said.
"Okay, okay, okay" he said through gasps of laughter, struggling to make less noise.
"Come here." she said.

He moved closer to his wife and held her. As they began to kiss, she pulled her head away from him and asked quickly, "Is it locked?"
"Mm hmm." He mumbled as he started to remove her nightie.
"You sure?"
"Mm hmm. Stop worrying."

Larry and his wife became enwrapped in their world and very soon reached the point of no return. She grabbed him and he closed his eyes in expectant pleasure.

But, Larry was soon disappointed as their bedroom door burst open and the couple's 2 year old son ran into the room screaming, "Goo mohny..."

Larry flew off his wife and ran towards his son. Half in an attempt to throw the boy out of the room and half in an attempt to shield him from seeing things that his 2 year old mind probably would not be able to deal with. His wife scurried under the sheets.

"Goo mohny, daddy!" their son said, looking up at his father.
"Uh, Bode, uh, yes, uh, good morning, son." Larry stuttered, reality dawning on him that his good times were over for the morning.

His wife chuckled on the bed, looked at her husband and whispered, "Sorry, baby."
Her husband could not hide his pained disappointment. He looked at her, sighed and shook his head.

Larry took a deep breath. "Okay, son. Why don't you go wake up your big sister and little brother and then we'll all brush our teeth." he said to Bode.
"Okay daddy." Bode said and began to leave. He stopped and looked at his father, carefully. Something seemed different. The little boy cocked his head over to the side and developed a puzzled look.

On the bed watching the interaction between father and son, Larry's wife realized what was coming and began to laugh quietly.

"Daddy?"
"Yes, son?"
"What's that?"
"Huh?" Larry asked, bewildered.
"What is THAT?" Bode asked, pointing at his father.

Larry's wife could not help herself and began to laugh hysterically. Her tears sparkled in the bright morning sun like precious gemstones.

"Um. Uh. Don't worry about that. Just go wake up Sade and Wade for me."
"Okay daddy."

Between her fits of loud laughter, Larry's wife walked up to him, kissed him on the lips and said, "Happy Saturday morning, father of three."

She laughed and went off to brush her teeth leaving Larry looking out the plantation shutters, that his wife had spent hours picking, in utter disbelief.





This story is fictional and not based on any particular person's life. Okay, maybe I am lying just a little. Nontheless, I plead the fifth. So, please do not ask me any questions I cannot answer. Hahaha. Have a wonderful week!

63 Easier Comments. Add Yours!:

Sasuke said...

yipe i am first for the first time on solomonsydelle ehn! Yahooze, yahooze, yahooze,yahooze, swo, swo, swo, swo

i would surely yab who comes 2nd

Sasuke said...

me and my big mouth i don already click publish your comment. well guess i am number 2. yahooze, yahooze, yahooze. no long thing , no long thing , no long thing...
the person wey come 3rd go hear am

Sasuke said...

i suppose chop slap na me be 3rd again....solomonsydelle this is me sasuke looking you in the eye and telling you that all the jist of you sayin at the end of the post that this story is fictional and is not based on any particular persons life na format. this has non fiction written all over it. at least that is what i choose to believe and i am sticking with it...

but na wha for you oh! how you go go live the door open when you and oga dey kerewawa..lol

Bunmmy said...

hmmm dat story no b fiction o...

lol....

will soon mail you a special preview of Dayo and Nana...thanks for loving my story..

Miss Iyabo Opeke said...

I am sooo loving your new template...

darkelcee said...

haaaa

Mummy TE please help me answer bode's question .....what is THAT?lolllllllllllllllll

sasuke no mind her jare all na format!lol

always lock door abeg ok?

UndaCovaSista said...

Hmmn...A classic case of coitus interuptus. Lol!

UndaCovaSista said...

...or maybe not! I've just googled it and that's something else entirely...I'll just shut up now and go...

Nogo said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL - Pele xoxo

Bookie19 said...

So, please do not ask me any questions I cannot answer. hahahahahaha...i hope u update this cuz just like Bode I am curious to find out what that was...lol..enjoy ur week mama

Jaycee said...

Ha ha ha. Darling, to secure YOURSELF u shouldn't have placed any disclaimer at the end, because somehow it makes us suspect u MORE. He he he...now we all know that this incident, though fictional, occurred (maybe with a different twist) with urself and hubby. Oh Lord, why can't children just understand that sometimes they need to shy away from the master bedroom?

Oh well. Mama bomboy, TK, ati TE...na so life be jo. On another sunny saturday, e go beta!!! (ha ha ha!!!)

Hey darkelcee, whereever u are, I want my first place position back. I was enjoying the perks! Lol :)

Jaycee said...

Like Bode, me too I want to know: What is THATTTT??? (Pls just try and answer this kweshon, it's very important for my education). :)

eFJay said...

Hu are u kidding? fictional ko! fictional ni!
U implicated urself by hvin 2 say it was fictional after using fictional names! hehe

Eiya! I'd take a cue from that and make sure my bedroom door cannot be opened jus like that! lol

'ef babe'

30+ said...

Hei eh he he eh he eh hi he eh hi

Yes that is the kind of laff that this is post is laffing me.

What is that?

Boutique Mix Fashion said...

LOL!!! very interesting "fiction"

tobenna said...

Sydelle!
Couldn't stop from laughing.
He shoulda made darn sure that door was locked.
P.S I like the cunning way you played around sensitivities....

Jarrai said...

Lol!!! Why dindn't the guy just bolted the door when you told him to???? HAHAHAHAHA
Its really funny....i am a bit skeptical about the disclaimer too are you sure this is fiction...Are ya??

Ekoakete said...

Hmnnn I feel for Larry Jare. Kids interrupting, talk about natural birth control...Hehehe

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יש (Yosh) said...

hahahaha! I don't know why I don't come around here as often as I'd wish to unwind and laugh out loud! One of those moments men feel vulnerable! :)

I'm good sis and it's obvious you and the pack are doing pretty well, too! Happy belated to the rugrats O! I hope you don't mind me calling 'em that. That's what I call my mischievous nephew(s) and niece(s) also. :D

Thx for stopping over on me page! Mucho sweeto!

OluwaDee said...

Yeah right, friction indeed. lol

Howz ur family?

Simi Speaks said...

fiction ko, fiction ni! lol

what is that tho?

Smaragd said...

@ undacovasista, i know coitus interuptus means sth else, but i like the sound of it in this Sydelle's situation so pls feel free*wink*..at least their coitus was interrupted!
Sydelle, really nice post,tickled me silly!

Moody Crab said...

What is that? ...lol. Why didn't YOU (yes, my dear SSD, we know it happened to you) lock the door? Ha...they don't catch you today...lmao.

Atutupoyoyo said...

IS there anything quite as pleasant as early morning sex?

Is there anything more certain than the fact that it will somehow be interrupted?

Ms Sula said...

I am litterally laughing out loud...

But surely, SSD, as the author (not to be confused AT ALL with the Larry's wife character, lol) you could be able to enlighten us your readers:

Really, what is that?

Hilarious!

Zena said...

lmao

lol, e no easy ooh! I couldn't stop laffing, una for check the door now!

lol, u shld do this more often

aloted said...

hehehehehe..nice one..fiction ko fiction ni...

why larry no check the door now...o ga o!

hehehehehe
nice one

Aphrodite said...

lol! Oga was just too ebgrossed in getting to cloud nine that he couldnt be bothered with the door.
See wetin impatience cause,lol!

Dont worry we know its a true fiction,lol!

Aphrodite said...

*engrossed

anonymous gal said...

fiction ko??? hmm.not based on any particular persons life? hmm.

ladyguide said...

mamabomboy, dis one wey everybody jus dey give different interpretation u sure say dis na fiction!!! hmm.. i don think am, think am, think am and i believe u, no mind them jo, carry go

naijalines said...

Methinks tory na reality show at Sydelleville. Anyway, more adi-agbon (coconut oil) to your elbows a'la your writing skills.

Afrobabe said...

fiction my ass!!!

Afrobabe said...

It was fact...truth...real life...u knew I was going to drop another comment right?

Afrobabe said...

and of course another...i see my last attempt at rigging the elections has taken me further than I tot possible...so rigging is good...

Afrobabe said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwww poor u, u must have been a tad bit upset at the ineruption...

Afrobabe said...

are we allowed to lock kids up so we can have sex once it's become legalised????


Got to refresh the page now!!!!

Afrobabe said...

Just refreshed...ee no work oh...who else is rigging?

tobenna said...

Afrobabe!@?!!
Why are you pushing me down the ladder?
I do not like.

Zena said...

lol !@ afrobabe

Zena said...

and yes, I think it should be legalised, the adults need to be tuned and played with once in awhile, lol

Zena said...

so r u gonna write more? you shld really

AkaniZZle said...

lol, everybody here don kolo.reading all these comments has given me so much jokes, my god

i remeber when i caught my dad doing the dirty, not a great memory

Ms. Catwalq said...

see what school does to one?
how am 45th?
Chei...

so what is that?

Sting said...

Hmmm.... I'm not sure if i believe this story is fictional oh, but i respect ur right to plead the fifth and i wont ask any questions.

soupasexy said...

geeez am 47, guess no price for me...dont worry i got u on ma blog roll now so i'll be first soon...this story is hilarious and i know who it is...no questions....YOU!!...lol

darkelcee said...

jayceee

we need to re-strategize to push Afrobabe down the ladder.

Lets meet at our usual place ok


Mummy TE, you never confess?

this one na YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

TinTin said...

Bummer!!!! they should have made sure the door was looked!!! since u have said we should not ask any question!! 'ahem' lemme shut my mouth biko!!!

Free-flowing Florida said...

caught in d act!!!!!!

eh ya

Daydah said...

Sydelle - this is my first time here this year and I laffed out so loud, i got glances from the MD's office!

I do not believe it is fictional o! I am not that gullible - and mai naija people, wetin b 'fifth' for naija? hmm?
E no work o!
But you MUST answer the question - Really what is that? lol
And pls don't even think of not continuing o! I am itching to read more!

Zena said...

so are we updating anytime soon?

Omosewa said...

Lmaooo, u people should shut the door nah, choi!!!

Sis mi, im watching Omo mi now, and i liked alapadupe, not sure if i recommended it already.

Also, i heard female lion on onlinenigeria is good.

My love to my aburos...kisses to them. Lori le is too noisy for me, but its a fun song!

Jaybabe said...

Are you sure this is fictional?...bwahahahahaha...yeah yeah...fictional my foot!

Jaycee said...

I'm not quite sure if people are getting the part that this story is fictional...

See, I warned u (in my earlier comment)....lollllll...

Afrobabe said...

come...Zena...why are u leaving so many comments?

Afrobabe said...

I know ur game plan and it wont work

Afrobabe said...

@ darkelcee...u dey plan coup??????????

Nine said...

ROFLMAO!!!Thank you for bringing a smile to my face:)

guerreiranigeriana said...

hahaha...lmao...dying here!!!...hopefully mr. husband has learned the important lesson of locking the door...but, what was that?!...i must know now!!!...and fiction?!...*raised eyebrow*...if this is fiction, without a doubt, my post was based on someone else's experience completely!!!..good job though!!!...

guerreiranigeriana said...

eh hehn...i see...i was wondering how it was that afrobabe could be leading here with comments...she's lucky i fell off...don't worry...i'm coming and taking no prisoners...let me just catch up this week...then it's on...she will see something...i will warn above as well so she will be well advised...;)

fluffycutething said...

LMAO.... i'm laughing too hard to comment actually


The amazing world of having small small children LOL

Afrobabe said...

Hehhehehehe still funny after all this time...