Saturday, March 1, 2008

TALK TO THE EASIER CREW: BATHROOMS

Hahahahaha! I am down with the flu but just had a conversation with TE and TK about a question I received via email.

Here is an excerpt from the email. I will keep the sender Anonymous, until she gives me permission to release her Blog identity.

Dear SSD:
I am so glad that your kids and you are willing to address questions from readers like me. Na wa for una o...

Anyway, my question stems from a situation I am in right now. My boyfriend of 2 years wants me to move in with him. I am willing to do it even though my mother has forbidden me. lol. However, I'm concerned about using the toilet when he is around. Especially doing, you kknow... He always teases me that as long as he has known me, I have never even farted in his presence. He even asks me if I even know how to poop because he has never seen me do it. I am a very private person when it comes to such matters and cannot imagine having him in the bathroom with me or even in the house when I do the doo. So, please, make una tell me. Is it okay for me to poop while my boyfriend is in the bathroom?

Wow! I know that my kids are pros at pooping and farting but this question na wa! I wasn't sure how to ask the kids about this. After all, they don't understand the nuances of boyfriends and girlfriends or even bathroom privacy for that matter. hahahaha. All I can say is that I understand. Your boyfriend does not nee to know what goes on when you are in the bathroom. But the fact that you have never done "the doo" when he is in the house is quite funny. lol! What will you do when you marry, abi you will have a special toilet away from your mate?

Anyway, I asked The King first and all he had to say was that girls should not use the bathroom when boys are there. Why I asked him why, he simply said "Becosh I shaid sho!" (Translation: Because I said so!).

I then decided to ask The Enforcer and even recorded our conversation for your listening pleasure. Don't say I never did anything for you people! lol!



Well, I hope you have your answer my dear!

Maybe the readers have thoughts of their own on this matter...


PS: I am so sorry that this is a day late. I had difficulty getting the video made. Thankfully, the kind and helpful Catwalq came to my rescue and made a clip to accompany the audio you hear! Thank you so much Catwalq!

20 Easier Comments. Add Yours!:

bumight said...

I'm going to be first!

I love the convo u recorded!!! ur kids sound too cute, I am officially moving my search for a husband to ur house!!!

twas nice meeting u!

bumight said...

I'm going to be first!

I love the convo u recorded!!! ur kids sound too cute, I am officially moving my search for a husband to ur house!!!

twas nice meeting u!

bumight said...

I'm going to be first!

I love the convo u recorded!!! ur kids sound too cute, I am officially moving my search for a husband to ur house!!!

twas nice meeting u!

bumight said...

I'm going to be first!

I love the convo u recorded!!! ur kids sound too cute, I am officially moving my search for a husband to ur house!!!

twas nice meeting u!

bumight said...

I'm going to be first!

I love the convo u recorded!!! ur kids sound too cute, I am officially moving my search for a husband to ur house!!!

twas nice meeting u!

God's child said...

hey hun, hope you are feeling better. This is too cute, the kids are on a roll!! Let me chime in, turn on the vent and spray the air freshener but if you are going to dodo in another person's house, abeg make sure that the toilet is working well, if not the overflow will not be a pretty site!!

PS
dear u get my email for #, my phone quenched, and i dont know what kind of backing up that I did, needless to say lost all #s, so abeg email it to me

U

tobenna said...

Nuff said Sydelle. Even though you encouraged them to give your answer :)
You and Catwalq did a good job on this. Excellent!
And your kids?
God grant you the strength and help you need in raising them.

princesa said...

LOL! What a Dilemma!
I guess if you cant fart or Do No.2before your boo, then maybe you guys havnt gotten to ‘that point’ yet in the relationship.

Sasuke said...

Well as i go die talk "woman wey never mess for im boyfriend front dey hid something'
honestly i see no reason why you cant let out a screamer in the presence of your boo. maybe you aint gotten to that point yet.
i think its high time your boyfriend starts farting around you.maybe this might bring out the slim shady in you...lol

pink gloves said...

I am motivated to put myself on the market oh. You this woman, u have motivated me. Ur kids sound so adorable. Lovely.

eFJay said...

eiya! ur babies r absolutely adorable!!! I love them! lol

meanwhile abt question, i think u need 2 get 2 a certain level of comfort with ur partner, i think u shld be able to fart, dump, burp whatever whn the other person is there especailly if its a serious relationship. It's very liberating if u ask me, esp whn i do a stinky... LMAO... HAHAHAAA!!!!

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nahjaj said...

LOL... this funny and I agree with The King!!! LMAO

Allied said...

lol.. just too cute

UndaCovaSista said...

AWWWWW!!! That was so cuuuuuuuuuute

aloted said...

aww ..lol..your kids are too much..love the fact that u recorded the conversation as well.
have a greak weekend!

Omosewa said...

LOL tooooo cute. TK is so smart, hes just 2 right?? I feel the sisi's pain, im going to have a seperate bathroom when i get married, lol.

Nogo said...

I couldn't hear the video from Uni, I will try at home. I feel for the lady with the bathroom problem, I know the feeling... with most people, not just guys. I don't want you to hear me pee! Lol xoxo

guerreiranigeriana said...

lol...i absolutely loved this!!...the question was a great one...i wonder how your children came to their conclusions so early on...i love that you speak to your children as humans and not that rubbish baby-talk nonsense people make their children suffer through...well done to you, your cute children and catwalq...

...i loved, 'come here my friend' as you went after bomboy!...classic!...

Nogo said...

Lol I have just stolen this video and posted it on my blog because I've been grinning stupidly ever since listening to it. xoxo Lol