Sunday, February 3, 2008

OFFICER BOMBOY IS ON DUTY

First and foremost, I must say a big thanks to everyone who took the time to send their condolences on the passing of my relative. I thank you for your kind words, wishes and prayers. I thank God for the life my cousin had and simply pray that God will give strength to his mother who is struggling with her loss.

That being said, this week has been full of the normal events and activities from the kids. However, Bomboy is beginning to exhibit a trait hitherto unnoticed. The guy is EXTRA POSSESSIVE. It seems as if I am his property. And, he makes sure to let a certain person know it.

All week, Bomboy has been 'blocking' his father's access to me. My husband cannot come near me for a hug, talk-less of a kiss when Bomboy is around. If he dares, Bomboy swings into action. Crawling at breakneck speed to prevent his father from getting too comfortable with me.

Case in point, on Saturday afternoon, Husband took the family out for lunch. When we returned from our outing, the entire family got into our bed and cuddled. The kids were excited to be in "mommy and daddy's bed" and Husband and I were happy to share a moment (even if it was under the watchful gaze of Officer Bomboy). Well, Husband decided to snuggle up closer and give me a kiss. As our faces creeped closer to each other, I heard a loud wail. "Naaaaaah!!!!" Before I could register what was going on, Bomboy was right smack in between the two of us. He took his arm and pushed his father's head away from mine! I just started laughing.

Husband did not understand what was going on, so he moved Bomboy away and this time tried to put his arm around my waist. Hahahaha, bad move on his part. Bomboy appeared again and lifted his father's arm, which probably weighs as much as the child. Bomboy removed the arm from my waist and scuttled his way in between the two of us, again.

At this point, Husband's patience was becoming limited and he said, "You this boy, you have had my wife's breast in your possession for months now. All I want to do is cuddle with my woman and you are trying to prevent my access. Ah, no way!" Husband picked the baby up, and put him on the floor, knowing that the child is not old enough to climb unto the bed!

Na which kine wickedness be that? I shouted at Husband for being so petty and promptly picked up my dimpled little baby who was wailing so fiercely that it broke my heart. lol! I got back into bed, and put Bomboy in between Husband and I. Then I put my arms around my hubby and gave him a nice kiss. The blissful moment between the two of us, lasted about 10 seconds because TE and TK realized that their parents were relaxed and decided to put an end to that.

Ah, the life of a married woman! No private time, ever!


PS: I forgot to mention that TK is adding to his vocabulary. He says "Pele" instead of "sorry" and now enjoys greeting everyone with a sweet "Bonzourrrr" (Bonjour) in the morning. lol!

52 comments:

darkelcee said...

lol!!!!!!!!1

haaaaaaaaa

missed you plenty sha.

bomboy is omo mummy now.

abeg it is i=his time let him enjoy.

if you want a time alone with hubby get a nanny (i am available) and have fun.lol

all hail bomboy!

pink gloves said...

lol @ bomboy.
Sorry for your loss.

Today's ranting said...

Na wa for dem kids o.U could have locked them all up in another room while u and hubby enjoy blisful moments.Bomboy is really jealous o and I'm sure daddy has some "macho boy" to contend with in that house. You being the only one they will be fighting over for some attention has no choice but to fulfil all their emotional needs.It's not easy to be a woman.You doing a great job o.Lol!!

Rinsola said...

See me laffing here...na real protective officer bomboy, LOL at TE and TK. Bonzourrrr to TE, Tk and Bomboy.

Zena said...

lol, kids, but u shld try sha make small time for oga, maybe during bomboy's nap(do they sleep sef?) lol God, I wish I cud meet you, hope ur feeling better

Allied said...

Abeg,.. the boy knows his territory...

I am glad you are feeling better...

Simi Speaks said...

hahaha. they sure have a way of messing up our plans, right?

Afrobabe said...

hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... That boy na correct pikin jare...Why will daddy kiss mummy...

Anu boy said...

Officer Bomboy... i am feeling that guy,

lol.... lol...

i just de hear de scatter laugh, abeg when them sack me, you go find me job oh...

cos this laugh just de too much

nice post on bomboy

Today's ranting said...

HeY! Ow r ye doing? I don update o.

iyan and egusi soup: said...

this is just so precious!

and my condolence on the passing of your cousin.

Gbemi's Piece said...

Too funny! Officer bomboy obviously takes his job very seriously.

My condolences on the passing of your cousin.

Girlie said...

I love bomboy, can i come and baby sit....lol

p.s am loving the new layout....sorry i have been seriously missing in action from blogville...

xxx

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

@ darkelcee: lol! I missed you too. Bomboy is not serious. He thinks he owns me. lol!

@ Pink gloves: Thanks so much. He is n a better place. Thanks for leaving a comment.

@ Today's ranting: there is never a moment's peace in this house and by the time you finally find it, all you want to do is sleep. lol! Thanks!

@ Rinsola: yes, oh, officer bomboy does not play! I will greet them for you. lol!

@ Zena. Thanks, I am feeling better. Husband and I manage to have "boo" time, but it sometimes takes a Congressional act to make it happen. lol!

@ allied: Yes, oh, I am feeling better thank you. That boy is indeed territorial. His sister was the same way so I guess my Husband now knows how it feels. Will share TE's story soon. lol!

@ Simi Speaks: my sista! Anyway, you know what its like lol! Just read that your and your oga finally found time to get your grown and sexy on. You go girl!

@ Afrobaba: you this yeye girl. hahahahaha. You are too funny. lol!

@ Anu boy: Ah beg oh, make you no laf sotay them come sack you oh! lol!!!! Will reach your blog this evening. Take care.

@ Aunty Iyan: Thanks for the kind words and for leaving a comment. Mind if I send you a post from Nigeriancuriosity.com? Would love to know your thoughts on the issues it raises....

@ gbemi's piece: My sista, he takes his 'job' TOO seriously. lol! Thanks for stopping by and don't be a stranger

@ girlie: Don't let that boy get you oh? Many a woman has been captivated by his dimpled cheeks and easy smile. lol! Thanks, I am really enjoying the layout. Though my husband doesn't like it that much. lol. Don't be a stranger, oh!

1stpet2v9 said...

awwww... ur children r sooo cute!

Sorry about passing on of ur relative, i'm just checking ur blog for the 1st time dis yr.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

nahjaj said...

LOL!!! kids are funny. He must have been saying "this is my mommy dont care who u r back off!!!" lol. ur husband has work cut out for him as log as the carries on. good luck :-D

guerreiranigeriana said...

lol...these stories...i can't wait...you make this married and children thing sound more fun than most people let on...but i think i side with daddy on this one...how does bomboy think he got here?..

Honeywell said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naija chic said...

lol,I love Bomboy jare, he's the real man who sure knows how to protect his thing, en, daddy grabbing mummy like she belongs to him, no?

Thanks for stopping by, your blog is hilarious, just read this post and the embarassing moments, kai, if some woman holds my thing, i fit slap her in a moment of shock oh, i then plead temporary insanity, lol...

let me read up on you, take care

Peace said...
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Peace said...

This is just too funny, oh. Sweet actually.

Jaycee said...

Oh Lordddd....ha ha ha. He's fighting for mummy's favorite spot. How can mummy be kissing daddy when he's around? No, no...no.

Lolll...life of a married woman? Geez, it's so interesting...u're making us want to have kids...lol.

I just love ur kids...eyahhh...where did TK learn french?

bumight said...

officer bomboy on duty!!
the boy sure knows his turf, lol!

Andy said...

Let's see how you would behave when bomboy's babes come along!

InCogNaija said...

I dont blame husband for putting Big Boy Bombay on the floor joo!! if na me, i for kuku expel all of them from the room, its about to be 'daddy and mummy' time *manic laff* they will understand later for now, "where r the pacifiers?" lmao!!

NikkiSab said...

Soldier com soldier go barrack go remain. Translation - tell ur husband not to worry dat soldier boy go tire, cos he must grow, comot for house but NA him go de with u 4eva. hehehehe!!!! i've heard lil baby boys do this and now i beliv.thanks for stopping by. Hope u doin good.

Mudamuli Ntikita Ntikita said...

Lol. I guess in Officer Bomboy’s baby mind, his Daddy could well be one of his other siblings (like TE & TK) trying to take his place.

Thank you for passing by at mine.

anonymous gal said...

lol. i lve bomboy.possesive lil tike. hehehe. Tk sounds cute 2.

Bunmmy said...

Lmao........funny baby...wonder what is going through his mind.

Thanks for stopping by was formerly known as hopeful b. Thanks for your nice comments.

Isi said...

heeeey is this ya new blog? but the colours are too dark nah, abi is it my laptop playing tricks on me?!
i don miss u o! how u dey? i can see bomboy is still reigning supreme! lol!!!

caramel said...

lol............ i cant wait to have kids.. thats really funny oo
lol at ur hubbus response..
una sef.. abeg go do ur love in tokyo somewer else jare..lol

La Reine said...

Awww soo cute.

I honestly can't wait to have kids either.

Take care of you.

Omosewa said...

Hehehehehe @ bonzourrr, lolol thats too cute

Nawa o, bomboy don vex, im smiling so hard, the mask on my face wont let me laugh. LOL, was TK the same way at that age?

Arewa said...

LOL..Bomboy is on a mission.. the boy don turn kissing & cuddling supervisor.

KemiMamaLopes said...

Lopes is available for babysitting duties. Send a ticket, but I have to come as chaperone :) Bomboy guarding his territory. Wants to stay last born for a while yet!

Rayo said...

lol The father-son fight for mommy...so funny

aloted said...

lol...bomboy o...lol...am feelng u!!!!!

kai i guess its not easy being a wife and a mother at the same time. o ga!!!

by the way so sorry for your loss

Believer said...

Thanks for passing by my blog and your lovely comment. I would love to say this is my first time here but I've been an undercover reader for a while now. Loved this post, made me laugh.
My condolences on the loss of your cousin. I pray for God's strength for you and your family.
Well done to all mothers out there, you guys are doing a great job!

eFJay said...

Lol! ur kids r such cutiesss... eiya! take care n keep enjoyin motherhood! x

Intuitive Girl (I.G) said...

hey hey,

thanks for dropping by..seems like you have a fun squad straight up there!!!

Officer BomBoy is in charge o!!! lol..

Risquediva said...

nie blog...definitely comig back

pamelastitch said...

lol....

hehehehehe loving this post.

30+ said...

I tot I left a comment earlier, dunno what happened. Now I forgot what I wanted to say.

Naapali said...

When will this sitcom of yours air? you can start with youtube u know

little miss me said...

glad your feeling better

aww cute officer bomboy is all possessive of his mommy

aww..thats sweet..

simplynuttie said...

Hi SSD, thanks so so much for dropping by my blog. I have missed you and your kids. Unfortunately, i dont have much time to read...will surely find time to do so.
Anyways, i am ok....you'll find reasons for my absence on my blog.

Give the kids bear hugs from me...

Olamild said...

I just love bomboy so much heheheheheh

Tiger Tem said...

Very interesting blog! Thanks for stopping by on mine.

Onome said...

heeheeheeheehee....nice story...am looking forward to telling mine(lol)

Sasuke said...

e bi like say wetin God done put together, bomboy wan put asunder oh!!!lol..... you have got a real interesting family

Naija chic said...

Glad to know u had fun on vals day and yep, i need my own rose as I was Valless!

Does TK feed on protein particulalry beans because that is my armour, i can fart at will (lol). But truly, am reported to sing naija national anthem with my fart when i was much younger, ha, that's y i invest a lot in perfumes (did i just disclose that? lailai till lailia, my identity must not be discovered on blogsville!)

So you can't decode, what is the Queen's 1st child? (hint, hint)

Vera Ezimora said...

Ohhhh, now I see why he is Officer Bomboy. LOL

Funny guy, he is.